Help the wifes coming home

missile

jackieb wrote: »

He did buy that petrol thinggy for £200 because his dad wouldn't let him buy a chainsaw. It's a little wee chainsaw that can only cut off twigs.

He must be younger than he looks:rotfl:, how old is he???????????????

BILLIE

Thank you one and all - I have tears rolling down my cheeks - I came back on here to find out what happened and am hooked - money problems forget them this is hysterical. I shall keep watching to see if she ever gets to find out xx:rotfl:

jackieb

missile wrote: »

He must be younger than he looks:rotfl:, how old is he???????????????

44! :rotfl:

SandC

Classic.

How about you write to cilit bang and print off this entire thread and appeal to their senses of humour that you had an unfortunate problem with their cleaning product.

They might just contribute to a new fridge freezer.

katthehat

This thread is sooooooooooooooooo funny, post of the week for sure.

angelsmomma

This thread has me laughing out loud with tears running down my face. My dogs are looking at me like I have gone mad

*Louise*

amerste wrote: »

. So now with some luck I will be banished fron partaking of such trivial matters

Hahaha - that would be a good result for you wouldn't it?;):rotfl:

Reminds me when my dad wallpapered the hallway - it was all a bit squint and the pattern didn't match. My mum pulled it all down, did it herself and he has never decorated again.

That was 20 years ago...he reckons it was the most productive day's work he has ever done :rotfl:

dally1

Oh my goodness this is one of the funniest threads I've read on here.

Getting very strange looks from workmates - I'm trying not to laugh out loud but it's not working!

Thanks all for livening up a very dull day:rotfl:

Norant

My fridge front is looking a bit tatty,thanks for the tip,i will try that later.

Salster278

beccam wrote: »

It will also mean she never lets him clean again........like when my DH tried to help me and start dinner since I was stuck in traffic on way home.

I had about 6 phone calls back and forth as to how to brown mince, how to add sauce then how to cook spaghetti (making spag bol) I gave step by step instructions as simply as I could, right down to boiling kettle for pasta and follow time on packet instructions.

I arrived home to find a perfect 'block' of mince browned on all sides, raw in the middle sitting in a pan surrounded by sauce and the spaghetti sticking out of the kettle!!!!:eek::eek:
I let him off with not cooking for a long time after that!

I can't stop laughing about this - priceless!