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Help the wifes coming home

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  • jackomdj
    jackomdj Posts: 3,073 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts
    Sorry OP but I hope she does not want a coffee when she gets back (or you would be OK if she takes it black) or say a baileys with a bit of ice......
  • katthehat
    katthehat Posts: 1,046 Forumite
    omg, am loving this, at least you tried op, please come back and tell us how you and your fridge situation are doing.
    Kat :money:
  • Dizzy_Ditzy
    Dizzy_Ditzy Posts: 17,477 Ambassador
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic Name Dropper
    no advice to offer but just wanted to say thank you for brightening a very dull day :-)
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  • katthehat
    katthehat Posts: 1,046 Forumite
    Here's a thought, get a big 'car' magnet (free/cheap off vistprint) download your own pic of wife!, message (romantic!) and slap it on said fridge!!
    Kat :money:
  • toniq
    toniq Posts: 29,340 Forumite
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    Brilliant thread, needed the laugh xxxx

    Maybe dump it somewhere safe, and when she asks deny knowing what has happened, maybe deny there ever was a fridge xxxx
    #JusticeForGrenfell
  • Errata
    Errata Posts: 38,230 Forumite
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    When my dad returned to Blighty after his holiday in a POW camp he was sent, with others, to guard a supplies store in Yorkshire. Once he and his mates had emptied one of the stores of tins of paint (down the pub) they demolished the store and swore blind it never existed !
    Suggest you chuck out fridge and tell your wife she only imagined its existence.
    .................:)....I'm smiling because I have no idea what's going on ...:)
  • Morty_007
    Morty_007 Posts: 1,496 Forumite
    Oggyoi wrote: »
    pmfsl :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    me too. And DH :T:T
    Good Enough Club member number 27(2) AND I got me a stalkee!
    Closet debt free wannabe -[STRIKE] Last personal loan payment - July 2010[/STRIKE]:T, credit card balance about £3000 (and dropping FAST), [STRIKE]Last car payment September 2010 (August 2010 aparently!!)[/STRIKE]
    And a mortgage in a pear tree :D
  • Morty_007
    Morty_007 Posts: 1,496 Forumite
    edited 3 February 2010 at 10:23PM
    Mankysteve wrote: »
    I've used clit bang to clean my fridge a few weeks ago its fine the fridge is over 2 years old. The pain is still fully attached. It seem very odd that it came off. To repairs. Get some rough sand paper sand down. Spray with primer and then several thin coats of white gloss. But unless you do an amazing job she'll notice eventually so fess up and take the heat like a man. I would repair first thought to get some brownie points.
    Actually crying laughing now. Great thread OP, hows the fridge??

    (clit BANG! and your wife is gone)
    Good Enough Club member number 27(2) AND I got me a stalkee!
    Closet debt free wannabe -[STRIKE] Last personal loan payment - July 2010[/STRIKE]:T, credit card balance about £3000 (and dropping FAST), [STRIKE]Last car payment September 2010 (August 2010 aparently!!)[/STRIKE]
    And a mortgage in a pear tree :D
  • katthehat
    katthehat Posts: 1,046 Forumite
    Morty_007 wrote: »
    Actually crying laughing now. Great thread OP, hows the fridge??

    (clit BANG! and your wife is gone)


    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    He's cleared off to the pub and here we all are still trying to sort it for him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:T
    Kat :money:
  • scottishminnie
    scottishminnie Posts: 3,085 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper
    thistledome wrote: »
    BANG! and the paint is gone.

    This post is too funny for words - I'll never be able to watch the advert again without thinking of this and I now also have a mental vision of some poor bloke kneeling in front of a rapidly peeling fridge freezer wondering how on earth he can cover the mess up:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    NO FARMS = NO FOOD
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