Help the wifes coming home

WestonDave

There is only one solution here - attack is the best form of defence - "you daft woman, why did you get that battery acid dressed up as cleaning fluid? I picked it up without looking and did a simple bit of cleaning, and look what its done to the freezer. Well you're not getting a new one - its your fault for buying that gimmicky stuff instead of using a bit of elbow grease - what else has it ruined that I don't know about!"

dreamypuma

WestonDave wrote: »

There is only one solution here - attack is the best form of defence - "you daft woman, why did you get that battery acid dressed up as cleaning fluid? I picked it up without looking and did a simple bit of cleaning, and look what its done to the freezer. Well you're not getting a new one - its your fault for buying that gimmicky stuff instead of using a bit of elbow grease - what else has it ruined that I don't know about!"

Love it.....Puffs out his chest and swaggers off, leaving the Mrs in tears....:rotfl:

Update please OP.

amersall

brill post you have all my day, thank you :cool: pmsl :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

NGlady

Bribe one of your children to take the blaime?
Get all of your wives white nailvarnish out and try and nailvarnish it? lol.
very funny x

amerste

All safe up to now, forgot she was going out with work mates for a meal, and I'm off up to the pub, she will be in bed before I get home, so I live another day. The freezer is in the utility room so as long as I do the washing etc she won't notice. That cillit stuff is in the bin, won't get caught again.
WestonDave..not brave enough!!

Lip_Stick

You can get appliance spray paint in all sorts of colours. Tell her you was planning on painting it a nice pink for Valentine's day. More work for you though I'm afraid.

lindos90

amerste wrote: »

as I do the washing etc she won't notice. /QUOTE]

Bless, you clean the fridge, AND do the washing...you can move into my house if she gets mad about the door!:D

glider3560

lindos90 wrote: »

Bless, you clean the fridge, AND do the washing...you can move into my house if she gets mad about the door!:D

Just make sure you keep the Cillit Bang out of reach!

affordmylife

hysterical about 'bang and the paint is gone' sorry to laugh but that is ace.

i think its fantastic that you even thought about doing any cleaning so you get top marks in my book just for that.

fridge door - who cares its not even in the kitchen.

buy her a bunch of flowers anyway xx

lindos90

glider3560 wrote: »

Just make sure you keep the Cillit Bang out of reach!

:rotfl::rotfl: will do!!