Help the wifes coming home

sparrer

cillitbang wrote: »

The other morning before I went to work I sprayed some cillit bang on the fridge freezer door, got distracted putting on my lippy and drove to work forgetting about it.

I came home and my husband was being all secretive, offering to cook and fetch milk for tea etc. Anyway, we were in bed that night and I suddenly remembered that whilst Mr Muscle was sleeping next to me, I forgot to wipe off the Cillit Bang. I headed down to the garage and realised to my horror there is no paint left on the doors.

If he finds out he will go mad. He is down the pub at the moment and I am hiding out at a friends house. EEK.

loving this thread but this takes the biscuit...pmsl :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

katthehat

TBeckett100 wrote: »

we spruced up our American sytle fridge freezer recently. Like you we cant afford to change ours and it has been in the family for years. It serves us well when we have the neighbours over for dinner and we can take advantage of all the supermarket reduced items.

I wouldnt use cillit bang to defrost, we just leave the doors open.

I'm in shock, look at the state of your walls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

jackieb

TBeckett100 wrote: »

we spruced up our American sytle fridge freezer recently. Like you we cant afford to change ours and it has been in the family for years. It serves us well when we have the neighbours over for dinner and we can take advantage of all the supermarket reduced items.

Are you a member of the Addams family?

TBeckett100

we were going to clean the walls with cillit bang but decided against it after reading here.

jackieb

TBeckett100 wrote: »

we were going to clean the walls with cillit bang but decided against it after reading here.

Cillit Bang Bang - now you're dead and in the freezer.

katthehat

TBeckett100 wrote: »

we were going to clean the walls with cillit bang but decided against it after reading here.

:T Good move

auntiesue

Maybe the OP's wife has put him in the freezer?!

Fire_Fox

pinkpanther28 wrote: »

Another one was when I asked him to put some spaghetti on to cook as I'd made bolognese, he went into the kitchen and came back a couple of minutes later, 'I've got the spaghetti out of the cupboard but I think it's gone off, it's all hard'. He had NEVER been shown that pasta was dried and you had to boil it in water to cook it..... and don't get me started on him not knowing how to poach an egg..... :mad:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

jackieb

This wasn't you, was it? http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-398518/The-day-house-went-Cillit-bang.html

Ronald Cox hoped cleaning up the glue he spilled on the kitchen floor would be a relatively simple job.

His local hardware store recommended Cillit Bang, the allpurpose cleaner which - according to the TV commercials - has almost miraculous powers.

But after 75- year- old Mr Cox applied it to his floor tiles, he found the product wasn't quite having the desired effect.

So to finish off the task, he used an eggcup full of petrol on the stains. This turned out to be a mistake.

For the cocktail of fluids gave off vapours which were then ignited by the pilot light in his living room boiler.

The ensuing explosion ripped through the semi-detached property, blowing out the front bay window, bringing down part of the kitchen ceiling and causing structural damage to an inside wall.

Read more: http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-398518/The-day-house-went-Cillit-bang.html#ixzz0ecIPLptU

Lip_Stick

TBeckett100 wrote: »

we spruced up our American sytle fridge freezer recently. Like you we cant afford to change ours and it has been in the family for years. It serves us well when we have the neighbours over for dinner and we can take advantage of all the supermarket reduced items.

I wouldnt use cillit bang to defrost, we just leave the doors open.

Did you mean 'the family have been in it for years'? :eek:

This thread has certainly given me a chuckle. Loved the mince story beccam!