The giving up/cutting down alcohol thread part VI

Lurkio

jo1972 wrote: »

Might treat myself to a chinese tonight as everyone's out

Anyone we know? :cool: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

jo1972

Lurks, are you :drool:'ing at the fact that Fay will be the size of a blue whale or that she's doing curry *confused*

jo1972

Lurkio wrote: »

Anyone we know? :cool: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Pippilongstocking

Lurkio wrote: »

I'm on my way :drool: :drool:


I can catch a plane from Lurkdom City Airport :rotfl:

Yeah then you'll need hoodwink a small prop plane at Edinburger, Aberdeenium, Glasgowinium or Invernessium to get here!

I only do hot curries - none of this mild or medium rubbish. If your nose isnt dripping what's the point

(wonders now why lives on own - hmmmmm - that does sound mighty attractive the drippy nose bit)

Which reminds me - Jo did promise me a curry. Is easter (ish) time too early?

ETA - barnet cutting - OH god - its like going to the dentist - I hate haircuts

jo1972

Did you know a blue whales penis weighs about 22lb......

jo1972

fayjmck wrote: »

Jo did promise me a curry. Is easter (ish) time too early?

ETA - barnet cutting - OH god - its like going to the dentist - I hate haircuts

Perfect, I'm off for 2 weeks then

Can't wait for the hair cut, if it looks any good I might post a picture (for a v. limited time )

Lurkio

fayjmck wrote: »

I only do hot curries - none of this mild or medium rubbish. If your nose isnt dripping what's the point

:smileyhea :smileyhea

Lurkio

jo1972 wrote: »

Did you know a blue whales penis weighs about 22lb......

no I didn't, but I'm interested to know how you know that :cool:

jo1972

My brain is full of useless information

jo1972

jo1972 wrote: »

Did you know a blue whales penis weighs about 22lb......

It can also stretch to 5ft :eek:

*Mods are gonna love me :cool:*