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The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd.

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  • Ellidee
    Ellidee Posts: 6,216 Forumite
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    Eeee what did I start when I suggested you shorten your name to 'Bob' ? :p
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  • Wol2
    Wol2 Posts: 3,845 Forumite
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    Ellidee wrote: »
    Eeee what did I start when I suggested you shorten your name to 'Bob' ? :p

    [FONT=&quot]As my tutor, old bubble face, used to say: "make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease."[/FONT]


    Hugs Ell (and BOb - have you tried head and shoulders? :rotfl:)

    xxx
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  • penguin83
    penguin83 Posts: 4,817 Forumite
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    Booooo to ungrateful rellies

    Yeayyyyy to getting rid of Comet

    *well it is pantomime season!** xx
    Pay Debt by Xmas 16 - 0/12000
    There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man.
  • penguin83 wrote: »
    Booooo to ungrateful rellies

    Yeayyyyy to getting rid of Comet

    *well it is pantomime season!** xx

    :D:rotfl::rotfl::beer:It's behind me..Where? Behind me:beer:
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • Ellidee wrote: »
    Eeee what did I start when I suggested you shorten your name to 'Bob' ? :p

    A psychotic phase:confused::D:rotfl:
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • Wol2 wrote: »
    [FONT=&quot]As my tutor, old bubble face, used to say: "make love and be merry, for tomorrow you may catch some disgusting skin disease."[/FONT]


    Hugs Ell (and BOb - have you tried head and shoulders? :rotfl:)

    xxx
    [FONT=&quot][/FONT]

    Ta da....:rotfl: Good one Wol:D
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • GunJack
    GunJack Posts: 11,840 Forumite
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    this is more like it....keep it up peeps ;):D :rotfl:


    smut-ometer been recharged :j
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  • mark55man
    mark55man Posts: 8,205 Forumite
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    I don't know leave the thread for 5 mins and smutting starts all over again..*good times* :)

    2 spikes would definately be sinful..or is it just me having a Spike fantasy?...The Buffy kind of Spike..i mean the character..o hell i will go before i land myself in trouble..lol. ;):rotfl:


    Oooh before i do, have just paid off a small credit amount of £130:j...It was a store card..but it has now bitten the dust. Was a Comet buy now pay later deal..0% due to end in Feb- but i thought what the heck..that now makes 4 cards gone in the last two months..yippeee. :) Just thought i would sneak that in just in case everyone thought i was a barmy, Blackadder fanatic who constantly fantasized about Turnips and men with Beards.:rolleyes::rotfl::rotfl:
    well Bob how can I put this discretely, I have a beard, and I have a turnip - well something shaped like a turnip anyway

    + well done on giving comet the boot
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    Drinking milk shakes, cold and long
    Smiling and waving and looking so fine
  • The_Dragon
    The_Dragon Posts: 9,749 Forumite
    Ys Gods and little fishes - just been to Mr T's (*shudder*, we had vouchers 'cos Dr Dragon fuels up there but HATE the store!) and there were a fair few people who could have done with turnips either lobbing or being introduced to them by the Black Monks (or Abbot which ever went with the red hot poker method of loan repayment!) - ah well we are home now and not planning on leaving the house again today!
    Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with catsup :D
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    :p Every Penny's a Prisoner :p
  • mark88man wrote: »
    well Bob how can I put this discretely, I have a beard, and I have a turnip - well something shaped like a turnip anyway

    + well done on giving comet the boot

    :D:lovethoug Cor.....I have palpatations now:rotfl:
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
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