The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd.

Wol2

Happy New Year BOB me hearty.

Glad you had a good evening :beer:......and great news about the wages :j:j

Hope 2010 continues to throw riches your way

xxx

boredofbeingathome

mark88man wrote: »

I believe its an ancient German ritual from Elizabethan times

"Gs: (in background) Ein, zwei, ein zwei...

EB: Right, now this is it. Don't forget, when they are at their most *vulner-able*.

Gs: Ein, zwei...Halt! Jingle the keys: (keys jingle) Open the door!
(door opens) Greetings to the prisoners: (they take one step in, and
wave) Guten abend, Englander-scum! March to the table: Ein
zwei, ein zwei, ein zwei...Halt! Food on the table: ein zwei! (they
put down a loaf of bread and a sausage). Spit on the food: ein zwei!
Insulting further gestures to the prisoners: ein zwei, ein zwei! (they
do pelvic thrusts)

EB: Now! (E & M hit their groins)

Gs: OOOOHHH!

EB: (shaking out his hand) Trust me to get the hard one!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::T

mark55man

Glad you enjoyed that Bob - I got the text from this link

http://www.suslik.org/Humour/FilmOrTV/BlackAdder/ba2-6.html

I think if you change 2 and the 6 in the "ba2-6.html" to your choice of series and episode (ie 2-4 for series and 1-6 for episode) you can get each and every script eg I tried ba3-5.html - Amy and Amiability which I am currently reading - as you can see from my new signature.

EDIT: Just checked can't get series 1 but the others seem OK

boredofbeingathome

Weird how the memory is selective, the bit i remembered about that the most was him suggesting he was a waitress and going to bed for his country..lol

And being called Mr.Floppy. :rotfl:


Just watched Dr.Who- :beer: :o:o:o Oh well.

boredofbeingathome

Morning all-just a wee update. Banking done and money moved around in accounts...is it just me, or is it nice to have a good balance on accounts for 5 mins? *sigh*

Am writing a menu plan and shopping list- it will consist mostly of veg and a few loaves of bread at the moment. So that will help me greatly in the Jan shopping challenge.
Am looking for the motivation to list some things on Amazon and E bay-but am sadly lacking any at the moment.
Will change beds this morning, hoover, finish last of washing and generally get in gear that way.

Then i will get on with some planning for work next week..pah

Another cup of tea first though for some motivation,maybe a quick game of scrabble on fb- then kick hungover young adults out of bed- a splurge of tidying will do them the world of good

That's it for now. Bob x

webitha

yeah i done it, i only bloody well gone and done it :T:j:T:j











ive managed to read your thread from start to finish in 1 fell swoop:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
and this time im gonna keep on top of it,
i wont post much as am normally a lurker and by the time i want to say something, someone has already posted it:D:D but i will be here in the shadows

penguin83

Hi BOB, good luck on the meal planning for this month.

If you find any motivation can you fling some over this way please! xx

The_Dragon

Motivation? motivation? nope don't know that one can we try something else please

boredofbeingathome

webitha wrote: »

yeah i done it, i only bloody well gone and done it :T:j:T:j











ive managed to read your thread from start to finish in 1 fell swoop:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
and this time im gonna keep on top of it,
i wont post much as am normally a lurker and by the time i want to say something, someone has already posted it:D:D but i will be here in the shadows

Well done Webitha:D:beer::j Although most of my diaries are full of ramblings and innuendos with a tad of Mr.B baiting ( sounds like a recipe for a witches brew..lol)

So join in

boredofbeingathome

Hi Dragon and Pingu- motivation still a bit lacking. There was me all poised to head to Tesco's with my extra point coupons and they were queued out onto the road.

So i did an about turn and went to Morrison's....fatal that place is, the car park is on a hill, is icy and is a mare to get around. Usually it is full of pensioners taking up the road while they manouver the car in and out of the space 900 times, then there is the revolving bloody door.

Anyway i stuck to my list with a couple of whoopsies thrown in for freezer, stewing steak reduced to 90p mmm. So two extra meals at least out of that in the slow cooker.
Total spends-£38 cupboards filled up and whoopsied bread too.

I ain't venturing there again until June at least.. will probably see the same bloke trying to get his car in the space still..i lose the will to live in supermarkets.

I would have done an online shop but my code expired, so will save that for next time.