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The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd.
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Had a bit of a satanic cowpat day over on my challenge thread - hope everyone is well over here in the clean worldI think I saw you in an ice cream parlour
Drinking milk shakes, cold and long
Smiling and waving and looking so fine0 -
I]Blackadder, on pain of death, must produce a present for Elizabeth I. He opens his wallet and shows the queen some plastic cards[/I
Blackadder: Now these may not look much.
Queen Elizabeth: They don't.
Blackadder: I]nervously[/I No, but... umm... umm... well, well let's say... let's say... let's say that there was a place where you could buy absolutely everything.
Melchett: I]laughing[/I We already have those Blackadder and they're called markets.
Blackadder: Right, right. Well, imagine that but times ten. As it were a "super" market.
Blackadder: I]holds up a blue Tesco Clubcard[/I Now if you gave someone at one of these "super" markets this... he would give you some "bonus points". Which would mean that once a month you could buy a tin of baked beans at half the normal price.
Queen Elizabeth: Kill him.
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:raise a laugh my precious?!!
I think from now on any complaints should be followed by some form of humor just to chase away the January blues! Such as this;
http://www.paralumun.com/jokespark.htmNerd no 109 Long haulers supporters DFW #1! Even in the darkest moments, love and hope are always possible.0 -
I went to tescos yesterday Bob and it was awful - not so much busy but they didn't have much in the way of fruit or veg or anything fresh... I will have to go again tomorrow or tuesday now which is RUBBISH!Mortgage OP 2025 £6000/7000Mortgage OP 2024 £7700/7000
Mortgage balance: £36,680
”Do what others won’t early in life so you can do what others can’t later in life” (stolen from Gally Girl)0 -
I don't do supermarkets this time of year as they are so busy...lol0
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Had a bit of a satanic cowpat day over on my challenge thread - hope everyone is well over here in the clean world
So i read Mark..Good luck with all of that.:oBlackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:0 -
In_Search_Of_Me wrote: »I]Blackadder, on pain of death, must produce a present for Elizabeth I. He opens his wallet and shows the queen some plastic cards[/I
Blackadder: Now these may not look much.
Queen Elizabeth: They don't.
Blackadder: I]nervously[/I No, but... umm... umm... well, well let's say... let's say... let's say that there was a place where you could buy absolutely everything.
Melchett: I]laughing[/I We already have those Blackadder and they're called markets.
Blackadder: Right, right. Well, imagine that but times ten. As it were a "super" market.
Blackadder: I]holds up a blue Tesco Clubcard[/I Now if you gave someone at one of these "super" markets this... he would give you some "bonus points". Which would mean that once a month you could buy a tin of baked beans at half the normal price.
Queen Elizabeth: Kill him.
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:raise a laugh my precious?!!
I think from now on any complaints should be followed by some form of humor just to chase away the January blues! Such as this;
http://www.paralumun.com/jokespark.htm
:rotfl::rotfl: I am chuckling away at that one:DBlackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:0 -
Happy New Year Bob! :beer:🎉 MORTGAGE FREE (First time!) 30/09/2016 🎉 And now we go again…New mortgage taken 01/09/23 🏡
Balance as at 01/09/23 = £115,000.00 Balance as at 31/12/23 = £112,000.00
Balance as at 31/08/24 = £105,400.00 Balance as at 31/12/24 = £102,500.00
£100k barrier broken 1/4/25SOA CALCULATOR (for DFW newbies): SOA Calculatorshe/her0 -
You too EH. xBlackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:0 -
Good. Thats the whole point bob!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRNoIUqfaqA
another but wait to the end!!Nerd no 109 Long haulers supporters DFW #1! Even in the darkest moments, love and hope are always possible.0 -
Happy new year and happy new diary Bob!Debt@16.12.09 £10,362.38, now debt free as of 29.02.2012."I cannot make my days longer so I strive to make them better."0
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