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The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd.

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  • happy new decade me lovely!! Hope that this year is simply fab and echo pepe - this year's just not gonna know whats hit it!
    Nerd no 109 Long haulers supporters DFW #1! Even in the darkest moments, love and hope are always possible.

  • GunJack
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    HAPPY NEW YEAR BOB :wave: ;):):D

    ...and everyone esle too, of course ;)
    ......Gettin' There, Wherever There is......

    I have a dodgy "i" key, so ignore spelling errors due to "i" issues, ...I blame Apple :D
  • Helen105
    Helen105 Posts: 363 Forumite
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    A Happy & Prosperous New Year to All!
  • It is a New Decade - Thanks for all you good wishes everyone. I would be totally lost without this place and it's support.


    HAPPY NEW Year. xx
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • Ellidee
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    Happy New Year Bobsilicious ! XX
    Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task. William James
  • The_Dragon
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    Here's to a wonderful 2010 Bob!
    Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with catsup :D
    NSD 15/20, OS WL 21-6 (4) :(C.R.A.P R.O.L.L.Z #44 Twisted Firestarter, VSP #57 - £39.43
    :p Every Penny's a Prisoner :p
  • mark55man
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    happy new year every one - this is the decade I am going to tweak the nose of the dreaded spindly killer mortgage and laugh in the face of debt by chucking whatever small change I have spare in my codpiece in its general direction

    (as you can see I am no Ben Elton/Richard Curtis)
    I think I saw you in an ice cream parlour
    Drinking milk shakes, cold and long
    Smiling and waving and looking so fine
  • Thanks you two. xx

    Oh Happy Days- i got a bonus when i logged onto my online banking today..wages paid in Yesterday, i had forgotten i was owed a weeks worth( thought i would be paid in a couple of weeks time) and petrol expenses next week.:j:j:j:D

    Where's a really good Whizzy smilie when you need one:D:D:T:dance:

    That has started my NEW YEAR OFF WITH A BANG.:D

    So hungover children are back from various parties. Mr.B has gone back to bed in a huff :p Long story-

    Last night we went to watch Sherlock Holmes at the cinemas- was really good i can highly recommend it:T Came back at ten mins to midnight just in time to receive phone calls from Children, saw in the New Year with a nice bottle of wine. Nowt else though wish he had been a bit better company. Hey ho, i have my beard fantasies to keep me going or better still some rather good scenes from movies ( sad i am)

    Ooh talking of which two new movies were advertised- Clash of The Titans and another one on a similar theme with Pierce Brosnan and Sean Bean..My life is complete- well it would be if Richard Armitage was in..oh and Pierce has a beard!!:D:drool::dance:
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • mark88man wrote: »
    happy new year every one - this is the decade I am going to tweak the nose of the dreaded spindly killer mortgage and laugh in the face of debt by chucking whatever small change I have spare in my codpiece in its general direction

    (as you can see I am no Ben Elton/Richard Curtis)

    I don't know Mark - market the game

    Chuck a coin at the codpiece...:rotfl: Or is that something else?:rotfl:

    Happy New Year to you to .
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • mark55man
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    ..snip..

    Chuck a coin at the codpiece...:rotfl: Or is that something else?:rotfl:
    I believe its an ancient German ritual from Elizabethan times

    "Gs: (in background) Ein, zwei, ein zwei...

    EB: Right, now this is it. Don't forget, when they are at their most *vulner-able*.

    Gs: Ein, zwei...Halt! Jingle the keys: (keys jingle) Open the door!
    (door opens) Greetings to the prisoners: (they take one step in, and
    wave) Guten abend, Englander-scum! March to the table: Ein
    zwei, ein zwei, ein zwei...Halt! Food on the table: ein zwei! (they
    put down a loaf of bread and a sausage). Spit on the food: ein zwei!
    Insulting further gestures to the prisoners: ein zwei, ein zwei! (they
    do pelvic thrusts)

    EB: Now! (E & M hit their groins)

    Gs: OOOOHHH!

    EB: (shaking out his hand) Trust me to get the hard one!
    I think I saw you in an ice cream parlour
    Drinking milk shakes, cold and long
    Smiling and waving and looking so fine
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