The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd.

Wol2

Hi BOB

Sorry to hear you;re having rellie problems too..:mad:

......I was wondering if the "toasting fork to the head" solution might be more applicable than turnips...or are you saving that for a special occasion :rotfl::rotfl:

xx

Ellidee

Hmm pepe likes playing with himself ? So THAT'S what he means by a 'large Southern Comfort' :rotfl:

pepe2008

Ellidee wrote: »

Hmm pepe likes playing with himself ? So THAT'S what he means by a 'large Southern Comfort' :rotfl:

...only when there's not an Elli under the table:D

pepe2008

Wol2 wrote: »

Oh Pepe...." then this is it....have you got clean underwear...and don;t eat foreign food....and watch out for strange men....and discover us a country...and bring BOB back a vegetable....and ....oh everything..."

Good luck tomorrow - no fiddling now :rotfl:

xx.

So now, when they've finished sticking the needle thingy in my hand, just as I go under I'll be thinking of the Captain taking Blackadder on his voyage.......I'll grab the Surgeon and shout...'you have a Womans hands!' then drift away;)

Ellidee

OOh pepe - you are awful - but I like you ! Pokes pepe in the chest and teeters off down the street ........

mark55man

Wol2 wrote: »

Hi BOB

Sorry to hear you;re having rellie problems too..:mad:

......I was wondering if the "toasting fork to the head" solution might be more applicable than turnips...or are you saving that for a special occasion :rotfl::rotfl:

xx

or maybe next time your rellies come round you could offer them a turnip surprise + a spike to share between them - because 2 spikes would be sinful

boredofbeingathome

I don't know leave the thread for 5 mins and smutting starts all over again..*good times*

2 spikes would definately be sinful..or is it just me having a Spike fantasy?...The Buffy kind of Spike..i mean the character..o hell i will go before i land myself in trouble..lol. :rotfl:


Oooh before i do, have just paid off a small credit amount of £130:j...It was a store card..but it has now bitten the dust. Was a Comet buy now pay later deal..0% due to end in Feb- but i thought what the heck..that now makes 4 cards gone in the last two months..yippeee. Just thought i would sneak that in just in case everyone thought i was a barmy, Blackadder fanatic who constantly fantasized about Turnips and men with Beards.:rolleyes::rotfl::rotfl:

boredofbeingathome

Ellidee wrote: »

Hmm pepe likes playing with himself ? So THAT'S what he means by a 'large Southern Comfort' :rotfl:

It's always the quiet ones.:p:rotfl::rotfl:

The_Dragon

boredofbeingathome wrote: »

I don't know leave the thread for 5 mins and smutting starts all over again..*good times*

2 spikes would definately be sinful..or is it just me having a Spike fantasy?...The Buffy kind of Spike..i mean the character..o hell i will go before i land myself in trouble..lol. :rotfl:


Oooh before i do, have just paid off a small credit amount of £130:j...It was a store card..but it has now bitten the dust. Was a Comet buy now pay later deal..0% due to end in Feb- but i thought what the heck..that now makes 4 cards gone in the last two months..yippeee. Just thought i would sneak that in just in case everyone thought i was a barmy, Blackadder fanatic who constantly fantasized about Turnips and men with Beards.:rolleyes::rotfl::rotfl:

Well done on the payment (and smuttage starting over!)

boredofbeingathome

The_Dragon wrote: »

Well done on the payment (and smuttage starting over!)

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Seems to be a bit of a trait on here..

Just thought i would add a bit of BA

Take heed the moral of this tale,
Be not a borrower or lender,
And if your finances do fail,
Make sure your banker's not a bender

Blackadder, Blackadder,
He trusted in the Church,
Blackadder, Blackadder,
It left him in the lurch.

Blackadder, Blackadder,
His life was almost done.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
Who gives a toss? No-one!

Story of my life ..:rotfl::rotfl: