The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd.

boredofbeingathome

GunJack wrote: »

well young bob....you ain't arf been busy since I popped in last good on yer

Now...unfortunately it seems to have quietened down in terms of smut, innuendo and rude turnips........

If it doesn't pick up again in these respects I'll be forced to boycott until it does :rotfl:

Onwards and upwards

You missed the references..G-j, honestly your smut o meter must be turned down..:rotfl:

boredofbeingathome

In_Search_Of_Me wrote: »

flipping cheek...I'd send the presents. A gift is somethig you give - not that the recipient demands! Cant believe the nerve myself - ungrateful.)*^$££$"$!!!!!!!!
Well what are we going to do with mr bob eh...whats he like! Has he hidden anything else? Youve the patience of a saint...
Off to have a bath as beginning to resemble baldrick....

This was from something he told me a while ago and is to do with the beloved car...I will tackle it tonight as have been having a read of stuff to get it sorted in my head. So to give him a bit of credit, he hasn't hidden it lately..

boredofbeingathome

pepe2008 wrote: »

Hi BOB, been up since 11pm yesterday, work since midnight and cant seem to slow down........who needs cocaine ( no, put your hands down, that wasn't an Opinion Poll!) buzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Do you need me to a) sharpen
or b) grease the rudely shaped turnip for Mr B?

If you look on the map of the Peak District you can actually enter the Devils A*se near Peverill Castle:D

Picking my way through the Devil's cowpats on the way..:rotfl:

It is always the way with the work Pepe, the busier i am the harder it is for my brain to switch off.

boredofbeingathome

Well on the cleaning front, i have just shredded stacks of old paperwork. It is nearly all sorted out now ( three bin bags worth of shreds ) at least i can see what i have to claim back charge wise for Mr.B.
Moving on to the corner pile now and will re hoover the bedroom carpet after that.

Why is it we keep hold of old underwear when elastic has gone, wires are missing from boulder holders etc..beats me. But they too are now in a bag and i can get in my drawers properly.

Right having a quick mooch then onwards to tackle the rest of the carp..

pepe2008

Sitting here sorting out DDs money! I do like paperwork and writing letters to creditors.....weird I know... but I'm sure we will get what we want in the end.

Went for nice refreshing couple of miles in the freezing rain, lovely, now I feel energized again!.may resort to a large [STRIKE]stiff one[/STRIKE] Southern Comfort:D before bed.

Got my pre-op checks tomorrow to see if I'm still alive before they hack their way in to my Hernia next Tuesday. ( I wonder if they can shove a hoover in the hole and suck out some of the cuddly stuffing while they are there?)

btw Bob, the hydrogen coversion on my car is still giving an extra 10%mpg

boredofbeingathome

I was going to comment on the hoover bit, but it sounds so wrong from a female perspective... but i know what you mean. I am sure the pre op stuff will go ok and at least it will get rid of the pain for you. Hernia's aren't pleasant.

Good news about the car then.

Way to go for DD as well..do you want to do Mr.B's?

The_Dragon

I'm with the others re the rellies Bob - I think they are down to a Christmas card for being ungrateful t0ssers!

Just in case you need them there is another box of slightly rotten turnips by the back door

boredofbeingathome

The_Dragon wrote: »

I'm with the others re the rellies Bob - I think they are down to a Christmas card for being ungrateful t0ssers!

Just in case you need them there is another box of slightly rotten turnips by the back door

All gratefully received Dragon. I am thinking along those lines too- very disappointed with them. Not the kids their father for not teaching better manners.:cool: And for him being rude in the first place..he was like that as a child and hasn't improved much..brothers eh?

pepe2008

boredofbeingathome wrote: »

I was going to comment on the hoover bit, but it sounds so wrong from a female perspective... but i know what you mean. I am sure the pre op stuff will go ok and at least it will get rid of the pain for you. Hernia's aren't pleasant.

Good news about the car then.

Way to go for DD as well..do you want to do Mr.B's?

Luckily it doesnt hurt ( unless I fiddle with it...theres a lesson in life for you!) but I've saved up some Holiday and was able to pick ,my op date as Mother works for the Surgeon:D. Hands up for abuse of privilege:p

Wol2

pepe2008 wrote: »

Luckily it doesnt hurt ( unless I fiddle with it...theres a lesson in life for you!) but I've saved up some Holiday and was able to pick ,my op date as Mother works for the Surgeon:D. Hands up for abuse of privilege:p

Oh Pepe...." then this is it....have you got clean underwear...and don;t eat foreign food....and watch out for strange men....and discover us a country...and bring BOB back a vegetable....and ....oh everything..."

Good luck tomorrow - no fiddling now :rotfl:

xx.