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The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd.

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  • EssexHebridean
    EssexHebridean Posts: 24,424 Forumite
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    duchy wrote: »
    Happy new diary Bob
    <looks doubtfully in the sugar bowl>

    No, trust me, you really DON'T want sugar......in fact, I would consider taking your coffee black as well.....

    Happy New Diary Bob!!! :j
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  • macgirl
    macgirl Posts: 5,091 Forumite
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    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Recognised that line, so love the title, Young "BOB"!
    Big Blackadder fan myself, so will tune in *subscribes*
  • mark55man
    mark55man Posts: 8,205 Forumite
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    ps i forgot to say

    WOOF -
    I think I saw you in an ice cream parlour
    Drinking milk shakes, cold and long
    Smiling and waving and looking so fine
  • Buffythedebtslayer
    Buffythedebtslayer Posts: 18,924 Forumite
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    GunJack wrote: »
    :wave: @ bob and spanky new diary ;):):D

    *there's going to be spanking? Buffy perks right up!*

    Hello Bob, happy new diary and I promise to keep up this one!!

    Love Buffyx
    Nevertheless she persisted.
  • mark55man
    mark55man Posts: 8,205 Forumite
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    time for mr and mrs spank to pay a trip to bottieland - methinks
    I think I saw you in an ice cream parlour
    Drinking milk shakes, cold and long
    Smiling and waving and looking so fine
  • boredofbeingathome
    boredofbeingathome Posts: 15,657 Forumite
    mark88man wrote: »
    happy new diary Bob

    will follow you but if you keep up at two pages every 12 hours - might not keep up with you for long

    my favorite Blackadder put down (to Percy)

    "You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would. Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly and the part of you that can't be mentioned, I am reliably informed by women around the Court, wouldn't be worth mentioning even if it could be. "

    :rotfl::rotfl:They are rather good put downs..*scribbles down to use in moments of anger*..snicker

    Long time no talk Mark..hope you and yours are well..oh and Woof back ( Hope you kept the dress:D:rotfl:)
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • boredofbeingathome
    boredofbeingathome Posts: 15,657 Forumite
    Lemon_Tree wrote: »
    Bob you always have the best diary titles, but then could Blackadded come up with anything but the best one liners (even if they are long)
    can i have a couple of lumps of coal, our fake electric fire has them to make it look less fake and we could do with a couple extra? (well you have to ask it's the first thing you learn at MSE school)

    Thanks LT - I only nick the titles from the best of sources of course:D

    Lobs over some Lucky coal.:D
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • boredofbeingathome
    boredofbeingathome Posts: 15,657 Forumite
    EssexHebridean wrote: »
    No, trust me, you really DON'T want sugar......in fact, I would consider taking your coffee black as well.....

    Happy New Diary Bob!!! :j

    :rotfl:The coffee looks a tad dubious at the moment- but i am working through my MSE hamper- so is decent stuff at bargain prices..i hope.

    Passes EH some coal.:D
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • boredofbeingathome
    boredofbeingathome Posts: 15,657 Forumite
    macgirl wrote: »
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Recognised that line, so love the title, Young "BOB"!
    Big Blackadder fan myself, so will tune in *subscribes*

    I am loving the Young BOB bit too..which of course i am ...:rolleyes::rotfl:

    Fellow BA fans welcome- budges up the ones in the corner and breaks out Cheese and Biscuits..posh or what?
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • boredofbeingathome
    boredofbeingathome Posts: 15,657 Forumite
    Buffythedebtslayer wrote: »
    *there's going to be spanking? Buffy perks right up!*

    Hello Bob, happy new diary and I promise to keep up this one!!

    Love Buffyx

    OOh Buffy you have a naughty side...;) Look at this smut on first page ( coal smut of course gentle reader..*cough*) and no George in sight..:rotfl:

    Mark has graciously stepped in.:D

    How are you Buffy, i must catch up as i too have caught the odd post. Think last time you were on a cleaning spree...

    Passes coal to Buffy, and help your self to cheese and wine...:D
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
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