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The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd.

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  • sommat to go with pepe's?
    http://simplypaving.com/

    :rotfl::rotfl: :rotfl: Too nice for Mr.B- i am thinking more along the lines of dung heap;) Then being all frugal like i can run a pipe and get hot water from it...or is it just me that thinks like that?:eek::rotfl:

    You shouldn't have shown me that, i am thinking of laying a new patio anyway:D drools over the stone:D
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • pepe2008
    pepe2008 Posts: 5,158 Forumite
    Morning Bob, on Half-Term?
    :D:D stay wonky :D:D

    ....one-way ticket to Portugal booked !
  • pepe2008
    pepe2008 Posts: 5,158 Forumite
    sommat to go with pepe's?
    http://simplypaving.com/

    'Pepe & Isom. est 2010' Paving Contractors.

    'we've got a few slabs left over from a job up the road and we can give you a good rate Mrs. We'll even give you a lift to the Cashpoint if you like':D
    :D:D stay wonky :D:D

    ....one-way ticket to Portugal booked !
  • pepe2008 wrote: »
    Morning Bob, on Half-Term?

    I am Pepsi- you off for a couple of days? How's the stomach now after your op?:D
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • pepe2008 wrote: »
    'Pepe & Isom. est 2010' Paving Contractors.

    'we've got a few slabs left over from a job up the road and we can give you a good rate Mrs. We'll even give you a lift to the Cashpoint if you like':D

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: is concrete extra?
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • pepe2008
    pepe2008 Posts: 5,158 Forumite
    :rotfl::rotfl: :rotfl: Too nice for Mr.B- i am thinking more along the lines of dung heap;) Then being all frugal like i can run a pipe and get hot water from it...or is it just me that thinks like that?:eek::rotfl:

    You shouldn't have shown me that, i am thinking of laying a new patio anyway:D drools over the stone:D
    Dungarticleissue1_000.JPG

    One day, Bob, one day :D
    :D:D stay wonky :D:D

    ....one-way ticket to Portugal booked !
  • pepe2008 wrote: »
    Dungarticleissue1_000.JPG

    One day, Bob, one day :D

    I like the way your mind thinks Pepe:D:rotfl::rotfl: I will treasure the image for those low moments- although i am sure Mr.B wishes the same on me- i have often overheard him call me names along certain lines-

    His fav is calling me a Coo ( insert Geordie type accent) Like, it's supposed to bother me *insert rolled eyes*

    Now if i can produce the same amount of manure-( although Martin thinks we afraid to Manure in public places) then i reckon it will be a workable plan..and good for the veggies too:D:rotfl::rotfl:
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • pepe2008
    pepe2008 Posts: 5,158 Forumite
    That photo would be good for a Caption Competition...'I've worked for 40 years and all I've got is this pile of sh*t!'
    ......I know how he feels:D
    :D:D stay wonky :D:D

    ....one-way ticket to Portugal booked !
  • Reg proudly proclaimed- This is all my own work.
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • pepe2008
    pepe2008 Posts: 5,158 Forumite
    1. dung heap 11 up, 8 downthumbsup.gif?1265696985 thumbsdown.gif?1265696985buy dung heap mugs, tshirts and magnets
    n. simply put, a pile of crap. a heap of !!!!. a mound of doo doo. you get the picture. Could also be used as an insult, if one so chose.
    "Man, look at that large, smelly, brown dung heap."

    "That's one big pile of !!!!." "Of course. It's a dung heap."

    "Oh, Bob. Don't be such a Dung Heap."

    Bob, this was taken from the Urban Dictionary, I promise I have not changed a word!
    :D:D stay wonky :D:D

    ....one-way ticket to Portugal booked !
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