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The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd.
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1. dung heap 11 up, 8 down
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n. simply put, a pile of crap. a heap of !!!!. a mound of doo doo. you get the picture. Could also be used as an insult, if one so chose.
"Man, look at that large, smelly, brown dung heap."
"That's one big pile of !!!!." "Of course. It's a dung heap."
"Oh, Bob. Don't be such a Dung Heap."
Bob, this was taken from the Urban Dictionary, I promise I have not changed a word!
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:I like the urban dictionary:rotfl::rotfl:Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
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Reg declared- I never knew i had so many cats in the garden:eek:
Reg decided to do the ultimate sacrifice- he was so sure he would come up smelling of Roses..
Reg decided to follow the Sh*t cart - but there was no Wedding.:rotfl:Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
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After being lead down the garden path- Reg declared- No Sh*t Sherlock!Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
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Reg couldn't provide a complete history of his dung-heap, but he would be happy to go through the motions....:D stay wonky :D
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'I know its just a pile of sh*t, but its my sh*t and I'm proud of it' said Reg, wearing the Official Dung-Heap Appreciation Society jumper.:D stay wonky :D
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Reg couldn't provide a complete history of his dung-heap, but he would be happy to go through the motions....
:rotfl::rotfl: I think we should write these on cards..i am saving the piccie in my favs.:DBlackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
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Originally Posted by pepe2008
48 yrs young male. GSOH.Own hair and dung-heap. Interested in vermin control and knitting. WLTM 25-45yr old woman with similar interests and a wheelbarrow.
:D stay wonky :D
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That's the best one Pepe...I can hardly type for laughing........Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
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I also think the title of the thread goes very nicely with it too...
Reg sighed heavily and said, " The Path of my life is strewn with Cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic Herd."Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
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I see that Squiz has 'thanked' the 'Lonely Hearts Ad' above.
25-45 years old female, hmmmmmmm......I wonder if she has a wheelbarrow?;):D stay wonky :D
....one-way ticket to Portugal booked !0
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