MSE Parents Club Part 9

aless02

I must've really needed that nap...managed to put Finn down for his with a fresh nappy - but no (waterproof outer) wrap! :rolleyes: so of course all his clothes & sheets got wet because mummy is very silly and apparently can't use her own nappy system properly . Luckily I got an hr of my own nap before he woke up crying to tell me what I'd done.

MFD - awww bless, must've been heart wrenching this morning

jillie - glad Kian's bleeding finally stopped and all turned out ok

Krystal - not sure what to say other than hugs

Buttons - you're absolutely hilarious. I reckon you could write a Bridget Jones-esque book for mums and make millions.

tia - ack, your talk of DLA form reminds me need to CB form. Not nearly as painful but must get on it!

Becles - gerbils aren't bad! both my sister and I had (fancy) rats as older children...or stick to goldfish as there's no smell! :rotfl:

chopsticks

jillie1974 wrote: »

Tudor Rose is an ad on granada tv for double glazing company. is so amateurish beyond belief

Thanks for the hugs! ilm fine now. last night was in a right state. Had myself believing that HVand social workers would be round 1st thing checking up on me. (daft i know)
Thing is, he wasnt bothered once i calmed him down. had to keep smiling at him so he wouldnt sense my upset. though i know he could from the way he would look at me. thought DH would shout at me for being careless but he didnt. he was very worried about the bleeding not stopping too

Ah right, I'd never heard of them

I'm glad you're OK. Not daft at all, I'd be the same. I don't like blood at all (I'm very squeamish) so think I will be awful when Caitlin has her first blood.

Sami_Bee

Tudor roast sooooooooooooooo bad!!!!

Tia - yey for good school for Chris! :j

Glamazon

Sami_Bee wrote: »

what network is he on? I pay £25 but don't get free internet!!! (or as good on other stuff but don't need them anyway)

3 network - you either love it or hate it and we've had no probs in 3 years. supposed to be £35 but doing an offer.

tia - great news!

SS - OMG!!! :eek:

have text sparkle she is going to check transport links n let me know.

angela - J messing with his bottles now, fir a week I've had to feed him standing up, keep telling myself its just a phase!

BM - U crack me up :rotfl:I was even saying the scottish bit in a scottish accent in my head :rotfl:

just gonna give Jack his tea then start our food, be back on lsater

chopsticks

angela6834 wrote: »

Choppy...I'm having the same trouble with Rose at them moment. She fights her daytime naps so much and then has half an hour or so ( if im lucky) and then is yawning again 30 mins later. So sleeps really well at night ( 6 till 6 and doesnt wake at all, not even for her dummy) so i feel like i cant complain about not sleeping too well during the day. When she was about 3 months i was worried as she seemed to sleep an awful lot during the day. Im never happy!!

Rose manages her 3 meals fine but i find she's becoming less and less interested in her milk now. She likes her bedtime bottle but seems to mess around with the others so much. x

Caitlin is awake now (just went to get her). She slept for 29mins (I timed her ). Like Rose, Caitlin sleeps great at night (7-7). We had a blip last night - -just gone 8pm, I think - when she woke up screaming but I got her back off to sleep and that was it until this morning again.

Unfortunately Caitlin has never been a good daytime sleeper (unless we're on a long journey in the car) but I'd rather her sleep at night than in the day if I had a choice . (She has an older cousin who, from the age of 9 months, didn't sleep at all in the daytime...I don't really want that ).

Right, off to make scrambled eggs for tea for Caitlin. First time she's had scrambled egg, so will be interesting to see what she thinks.

Laters :wave:

Buttonmoons

Didn't see the Grandma, but his mum was picking him up and usually she says hello but she blanked me :rotfl: I could take her! Keira keeps saying she is going to this little boys house aswell, I imagine that invite has been revoked, hey ho, she'd probably come home honking of grease and kebab!

Got to fill in her nursery application for next term, she better get afternoons again, the mornings would kill me!

Yeah, I totally should write a book.

Chapter 1: How to survive the nursery run in a deprived area.

Always, ALWAYS, avoid eye contact, if you make eye contact you will either have a new BFF that has greasier hair than chips, or you will be missing a clump of your own hair.

Never use a word bigger than 3 syllables otherwise you will be labeled as "posh b!tch" "B!tch who eats a dictionary" OR " Let's mug her"

Never pay the nursery snack money in advance, they will think your mega loaded because you don't have to wait until you get your family allowance and will expect you to buy them chips at the Bakers.

Always compliment them on their snazzy new Nikes, and agree 100% that kids should be seen and not heard, coke is a totally acceptable drink for a child, and if a sausage roll keeps wee Jimmy happy, then give him 5.

Always make wild statements: CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW MUCH ASDA ARE CHARGING FOR PLIMSOLES? £1.50!! OUTRAGEOUS! (watch those syllables)

Always swear at your child. It's apparently "in" at the moment.

Complain about your lack of money, constantly, and agree that benefits ain't much, especially when you have 2 kids to feed and clothe *sob sob*

weezl74

r.mac wrote: »

The proper explanation is in the baby whisperer book I think. (I don't have a copy - perhaps someone can help?)

I find LO sleeps better at night when she's had proper sleeps during the day.

Hope that helps xxxx

fairies have a spare copy, PM me if anyone would like Choppy that means you!

searching_me

right kids sorted zoe will be in bed with everything swtiched off at 5pm (so 20mins really) in more trouble from school not doing her work (everyone had wrote a page and a half at least she had wrote 3 words) she was complaining that it was coz she was tired so bed at 5pm for the next 3 days should sort that out .. her teacher said she'd let me know come friday if shes improved ..

spoke to gay OH told him off for nearly getting philip in to trouble so he has apologised ........ oh and hes told me coz of family troubles it looks like hes staying in machester

honestly this year is getting sh!tter and sh!tter .... think i might have my little bottle of cosmo i was saving it for val day but sod it x

weezl74

Buttonmoons wrote: »

Chapter 1: How to survive the nursery run in a deprived area.

I think our area counts as deprived.

I don't think I'm gonna make it Buttons! Will you teach me how ? xxx

Buttonmoons

I sure can Weezl, but you better chav up Kester and Fergies names first. Those just won't do tut tut, where's the hyphen at?