MSE Parents Club Part 9

money_maker_3

Quick question, have any of you ever had a full body massage ? And if so, what does it include ??

money_maker_3

Make him do a bit of groveling scruff !!

scruffy96uk

money_maker wrote: »

Quick question, have any of you ever had a full body massage ? And if so, what does it include ??

I suppose it depends on what kind of esablishment you go to?;):D:rotfl:

money_maker_3

scruffy96uk wrote: »

I suppose it depends on what kind of esablishment you go to?;):D:rotfl:

:rolleyes: a perfectly normal nice posh day spa thank you very much

You dirty minded girl :rotfl:

scruffy96uk

money_maker wrote: »

:rolleyes: a perfectly normal nice posh day spa thank you very much

You dirty minded girl :rotfl:

Oh well I can't answer you then

elle_gee

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

MadDogWoman_2

Krystal - I chose the playgroup as it's in a hall similar to where she goes for her toddler groups, IMO pre-school just sounds too formaland I don't want that for her she'll only be 3.5 when she goes.

In 20 months she starts Reception!!!!

MM - I've not had a full body massage but I didn't have a neck and back on done just before I got married, I got shown into a room told to remove my top etc and lie on the bed, I was then left alone to complete this and then the came back and did the massage (using tea tree as I have horrible skin on my back) and whilst that was soaking in I got an Indian Head Massage, the masseur then finished off the massage then left leaving me to get dressed again.

Krystaltips

Been playing mario party with hubby for about 2 hours now... It doesn't seem to have an end...

money_maker_3

MadDogWoman wrote: »

MM - I've not had a full body massage but I didn't have a neck and back on done just before I got married, I got shown into a room told to remove my top etc and lie on the bed, I was then left alone to complete this and then the came back and did the massage (using tea tree as I have horrible skin on my back) and whilst that was soaking in I got an Indian Head Massage, the masseur then finished off the massage then left leaving me to get dressed again.

I have had loads of them done before, normally hot stones and back massage, but Chris has booked me in here for my birthday for a luxury full body massage for 1 hr 25 mins !!
!!!!!! are they going to do to me that is going to take that long ??
I dont like my legs or my tummy, so I am a bit self conscious about it, but I know it will be lovely when I have it done !!

He dosnt normally tell me till the day, but he gave me my voucher this morning as he said I would probably want time to defuzz :rotfl: He knows me too well

BeenieCat

Omfg. So they finally ground me down enough to make me knock on their door at midnight. I've been going insane and really really upset about my noisy neighbours, but the council said not to bother approaching them anymore and to do it the official way only from now on.

Well i was laid in bed in tears because although council haven't done any good so far, i'd have to wait all weekend to report it again and start feeling like things were happening. So i went and the woman is quite okay, but denies all knowledge of any banging going on. She had friends there to back up this blatant lie. Her freako psycho husband then grabs her by the arm, drags her away, shouts at me and slams the door in my face. It's clearly mostly his doing. T0sser.

So there we have it. It's all in my imagination.

She said she goes out all day now so she can't be accused of banging. Oh really? Must be those ghosts making all that noise.
I can see no way out, i hate living here. I hate my home. I am losing the will to live. When i take DS to school i find myself wandering the shops just to delay going home. I shouldn't have to live like this, should i? Am i being unreasonable? It's consuming my whole life. I feel like it's ruined my first weeks with my new baby completely.

On another note, albeit just as stressy and depressing. Had some interesting texts today. He was texting me on Mon from a workmates phone saying he wanted to see Amber tomorrow. No contact since then so i sent the phone a msg asking for him and why hadn't he been in touch. I got a reply saying "he came off his bike but don't worry he's got his mummy looking after him".

I thought !!!!!!? What a weird thing to say. I replied saying the accident must have been bad if it deemed him incapable of picking up the phone- i take it he's in a coma?
Then they say he bought the pushchair (yeah right :rolleyes:) and that i should grow up and get a life and leave him alone cos they love him and he loves them (whoever's phone it is).

Turns out it was his mother :eek: what a weirdo. I mean, is it me or is that just WEIRD?! I've known him 8 years and i never knew his mother was such a freak. I asked him if she fancies him :rotfl:.

Rant over (for this hour, at least lol)