MSE Parents Club Part 9

money_maker_3

tiamai_d wrote: »

MM is the Hussy! She's the Blue Hussy Now she must go pounce on her chosen man-cake, snog him into a quivvering wreck and demand cookies

Well this blue hussy is currently not able to stand up or sit down without wanting to cry and has no intentions what-so-ever of snogging the face of [STRIKE]Will Smith[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]Jared Leto[/STRIKE] my [STRIKE]darling[/STRIKE] husband unless I was gonna get something out of it !!

tiamai_d

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT GOOGLE 'GRANNY THONG' IMAGES!!!!!!

My mind HURTS!!!! It burns!!!

tarajayne

*fingers in ears, tra la la*

tiamai_d

money_maker wrote: »

Well this blue hussy is currently not able to stand up or sit down without wanting to cry and has no intentions what-so-ever of snogging the face of [STRIKE]Will Smith[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]Jared Leto[/STRIKE] my [STRIKE]darling[/STRIKE] husband unless I was gonna get something out of it !!

Tell him to rub it better then get cookies!

money_maker_3

MDW, my meals are nearly all like that !!

searching_me

tiamai_d wrote: »

Maybe your MIL needs to be doing a bit of Hussying? Might put a smile on her face. Does she have a little glint in her eye and a thong?

You should totally buy her a thong.

how about a bunny outfit complete with fluffy tail x

tarajayne

MDW, I just sat there trying to work out how they moved the pool, then I think you meant they changed pools as in a different one this time, at least after thinking about it that hard I hope so??? I've gone daft!

tiamai_d

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://images6.cafepress.com/nocache/product/14196456v2147483647_240x240_Front_Color-White.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.cafepress.com/fatpie2.14196456&usg=__AwlmkRE4jWVx_BjB_7siADRgJRE=&h=240&w=240&sz=11&hl=en&start=8&sig2=Bfx8ZyVfSft5XQZt7GKliw&um=1&tbnid=R2dSEgLY8NLmfM:&tbnh=110&tbnw=110&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgranny%2Bthong%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB:official%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1&ei=96NHS6jbLITO-Qb14rxy

*whistles*

money_maker_3

tiamai_d wrote: »

Tell him to rub it better then get cookies!

he has spent most of the day laughing at me everytime I try to move !!
And we only have custard creams in at the minute and I'm not that keen on them

searching_me

tarajayne wrote: »

*fingers in ears, tra la la*

wouldnt it be technically typing with your eyes shut :rotfl:x