OberonSH's DFW Diary Thread - 1 Woman, 1 Toddler & A Whole Lotta Debt!

Mrs_A.

hi obi,
nah i dont fancy moving to your neck of the woods just yet!!!
mrs wool ah i have the picture in my head thank you!!! dont think the wool shop is for me then i am currently a nurse looking after the elderly in my real life job and i know what they smell like i think i will have to dream of something else for my dfw quest... any one got any ideas..........
regards
Mrs A
p.s.
i dont have a single sollitary spreadsheet, but i do have a lovely A4 binder with loads of bits of paper in it and millions of colourful dividers

methekidsandthecat

Cheese and lard sarnies - aw yuk!

ZTD

methekidsandthecat wrote:

Still only me in it - must be doing something wrong!!!

And you can get it through Rpoints... :eek: :T

In_Search_Of_Me

LOL at the sheets...talk about soft !!!!!! advertising!! Have to say I have spreadsheet envy!! I did try & just found in the end a daily diary & monthly ledger were much more simple!! Keep up the good work Obi....shame about the diff sofas!! I have to say I'll go with you & clean it!! They'll both be dirty again soon enough!! Enjoy the new bed!! (stop tittering at the back!) Make sure you tie DD down somehow to ensure you dont list her on ebay by mistake!! Take it bear never turned up but hope she is sleeping OK! Big hugs & keep up the good work (reading thread is exhausting & makes me feel quite lazy! Dont overdo it too much though!!)...

OberonSH

Evening chickies,

Just an uber quick one whilst waiting for DD to go to sleep so I can scrub the bathroom (I've mentioned LB's parental units are coming over, didn't I? Panicpanicpanicpanic did I wash behind the cooker? She'll know....she'll knowwwwww............)

Average day at the shop, had to buy a new vac cos mines gone moudly (washed the bag and left it wet. Now I get a mushroom smell everytime I hoover) - but picked up a dyson for £40 from the market. Having trouble with some mad cow on ebay - I sent her item out, and she failed to collect from the post office. She's now demanding I pay the postage to send it out again otherwise she'll complain to ebay. I 've given her her money back, and I'm havng to relist item and and repackage. She's bang out of order, but doesn't see it that way. Nutter.

Got new duvet & pillows to go with my Mount Everest bed, and and feeling pretty chuffed. Fishy - did actually list DD by accident (she was playing in a box of ribbon reels, what can I say? I thought she was just an oversize reel of pink taffeta) but soon realised my mistake - I'd get more for her at a car boot sale.........

Hope y'all are having a wonderfully debt free day - please send me happy thoughts tonight, as I'll be panicking and gibbering like a nun in an Ann Summers store. Please oh please don't let her pull out a pair of white gloves..........

Tip of the day - check out supermarket sale sections on Sunday evening. Marked down bargains galore!

sry

Hi there, I've just spent over an hour reading all through your thread. Agree with all other comments, my neighbours must think I'm mad with the hilarity coming from this place.

Good luck with the parents but I think you'll win them over no problem. A glass of wine, just the one, might help tough.:beer: :beer: :beer:

snoozer

Obi,

When I was a very new wife my OH's parents came to visit.:eek: I rushed round cleaning everything in sight.

MiL walked through the front door, into the kitchen and started cleaning the taps, major humiliation. However after 28 years I know that I am not good enough to wipe her son's feet:cool: .

By comparison with her daughter's husband though I featur quite highly.:rotfl:

ZTD

snoozer wrote:

MiL walked through the front door, into the kitchen and started cleaning the taps, major humiliation.

"Oh I'm sorry, are you the new cleaner? I wasn't expecting you starting until monday. Didn't the cleaning company tell you that? You'll have to leave now though, I'm expecting guests and I don't want them to know I've got servants."

gallygirl

Oooooohhhh wonder how it's going?

Sure they'll love her like we do!!!!!!!

ZTD

OberonSH wrote:

Average day at the shop, had to buy a new vac cos mines gone moudly (washed the bag and left it wet. Now I get a mushroom smell everytime I hoover)

Is this not a money saving air-freshener?

Vac's new Magic Mushroom! :rotfl: