WH Smith Target Fat People

Lynsey

love_my_2_boys wrote: »

thought it was you that did the licking, I asked Ruthha and she told me so

You're obviously right then, especially if ruthha told you.
Pass on my regards to ruttha and when she takes Rover for a walk, tell her to "Watch Dog". Hate to see Rover get lost.

Lynsey

Chester_Draws

If the OP genuinely believes the staff have been instructed to sell to fat customers, it makes you picture the signs they must have up in their staffrooms. Would it be something like this ?

Chocolate Bars: Always offer it to the really fat gits who look like they stuff their faces every night while watching Eastenders

Chocolate Oranges: Offer this to the most obese ones in the afternoons, as they will probably be late shopping as they they spend all morning watching Jeremy Kyle.

Werthers: Offer these to the doddery old sods to remind them about the tv adverts about the good old days.

:rotfl::rotfl:

I think not.

Mrs_Ryan

I was in Gosforth branch with my mate on Tuesday - we're both *cough* larger ladies and neither of us was offered chocolate when we purchased our respective newspapers.
Neither was I offered it on Wednesday when I bought my papers and magazine in the Central Station branch. Maybe Im just not fat enough then - dam :rotfl:

Lynsey

Many thanks Mrs_Ryan, saves a trip.

Lynsey

juno

I bought a copy of Health and Fitness magazine from W H Smiths, and waited for them to ask if I wanted chocolate. I had my scathing reply ready.

The person before me was asked. The person after me was asked. But they didn't ask me!

thesim

hahaha this thread made me laugh!

I always get asked btw

nexuss

You guys are funny

hollydays

Anyone else think WH Smith has lost the plot though?
Instead of trying to flog their manky half price nearly out of date choccies,their staff could be using their sales skills to sell something that might make them a decent profit.

Anyway,why do they have all this out of date chocolate,is there an eu chocolate orange mountain at head office warehouse.

I was in one of their shops a few weeks ago,and there was a demonstrator near the door trying to sell me mineral makeup.Make your mind up smiths,are you a stationers,or a cosmetics shop ,er..are you saying I am fat and spotty,how very dare you..

Greener_Grass

Chester_Draws wrote: »

If the OP genuinely believes the staff have been instructed to sell to fat customers, it makes you picture the signs they must have up in their staffrooms. Would it be something like this ?

Chocolate Bars: Always offer it to the really fat gits who look like they stuff their faces every night while watching Eastenders

Chocolate Oranges: Offer this to the most obese ones in the afternoons, as they will probably be late shopping as they they spend all morning watching Jeremy Kyle.

Werthers: Offer these to the doddery old sods to remind them about the tv adverts about the good old days.

:rotfl::rotfl:

I think not.

This just made me laugh so hard!!!!!! I LOVE you!:p

I always get asked