I think A BUDGET SHOP COLA Poisoned me and my mam, but don't want it to be libelous

Great_Hairdresser

Is the "evidence" the sheets and undies?

4743hudsonj

Great_Hairdresser wrote: »

Is the "evidence" the sheets and undies?

i very much doubt that

but i do feel very sorry for the waste disposal men/women who have to handle all the soiled shorts.

geordieracer

4743hudsonj wrote: »

i very much doubt that

but i do feel very sorry for the waste disposal men/women who have to handle all the soiled shorts.

I thought he was washing them?? though imagine knowing that lot is getting rinsed of finto the water supply!!

the stench must be horrific in his laundry basket!!

Stephb1986_2

geordieracer wrote: »

I thought he was washing them?? though imagine knowing that lot is getting rinsed of finto the water supply!!

the stench must be horrific in his laundry basket!!

:lipsrseal:lipsrseal:lipsrseal:lipsrseal

adouglasmhor

I think the laundry basket is not the only thing that is full of shît!

geordieracer

adouglasmhor wrote: »

I think the laundry basket is not the only thing that is full of shît!

is your bottom full too? Drink some Aldi cola - that'll shift it:p


Buy some extra shorts when your in there getting though just in case

BillTrac

at least you didn't ask about compensation............

oh yes you did, what a surprise

tbw

Well, you are an unsypathetic lot - after the OP gave everyone a good chuckle!:rotfl:

Personally I don't think he was a troll - but may well have had a learning disability otherwise I think he would have given up long before he did.

Welshwoofs

Deleted_User wrote: »

not a full pelt smell, mild and i didnt smell it because i dont usually take a massive smel of everything

Petrol won't make you have the steaming runs...believe me, I've had to siphon enough of it in my time and got a mouthful of the stuff. Can't say that it does wonders for your breath, but it certainly doesn't give you the symptoms you describe.

I'd also suggest that sudden onset of the runs and vomiting which is then quickly contracted by family members is far more likely to be something like the Norovirus than 'poisoned cola'.

Other than this thread having massive amusement value, I am rather saddened to see that someone who is supposedly on death's door with food poisoning still has full wits about her to enquire about compensation :rolleyes:

geordieracer

Welshwoofs wrote: »

Other than this thread having massive amusement value, I am rather saddened to see that someone who is supposedly on death's door with food poisoning still has full wits about her to enquire about compensation :rolleyes:

everyone loves a bit of compo nowadays.

and i dont mean the dead one from Last of the summer wine either