A question for women

tara747

Atomised wrote: »

It's a bad idea googling anything to do with genitals! I had an infection once after hospital and the pictures I found scarred me for life:eek:
My boyf took a pic instead and looked it up for me

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

tara747

Atomised wrote: »

They hadn't had a "gush" either which led to a discussion about periods and other "stuff" that I probably can't mention on here? Anyway , it was about being "kissed" and left with lots of his saliva there. Jeez , i'm coming across as a right nut on this thread

Er... yes! But in the nicest possible way. I wish you'd been my biology teacher! :rotfl:

Edit to say: please feel free to mention the other stuff, we've heard it all now I reckon (although I hope I'm wrong!) :rotfl:

jackieb

peachyprice wrote: »

You're joking, a quick wipe :rotfl:
Sometimes it goes so far up it takes days to re-appear, I kid you not :eek: and there's no way I can force it out, no matter how much I push and squeeze my muscles. I don't know where it stays, but it's in there somewhere, just waiting for the most inopportune moment.

I don't know whether that's due to me or the OH though :rotfl:

And there speaks a lady who's not afraid of speaking the truth! :T Washing afterwards, or even howking it out with half a toilet roll makes no difference to the overflow the following day!!
I use liners every day (I even get the extra long ones :eek: ) but kind of scared to admit it, as this thread is making me feel like a dirty mare for doing so. Cheap ones are rubbish though. They curl up and don't stick. They've got to be Always!!

tara747

Atomised wrote: »

I KNOW! What can I say? He was fab with stuff like that and probably twisted,
You should have seen the pics...i'm so deleting these posts soon:o:rotfl::rotfl:

Is this an ex? You know what I'm going to ask next... does he still have those pics?

jackieb

galvanizersbaby wrote: »

This thread has got me giggling now and I'm in the office at my desk trying to eat a sandwich :rotfl:

I use the string liners for certain times of the month and also as Peachy mentions those unexpected gushes :rotfl: and re the reference to the string liners, can't believe I'm admitting this but I have in the past found myself cutting a normal liner to size to fit my thong when I've run out of the specially designed ones! :rotfl:else you find a large amount of overhang either side :rotfl:

What I have never been able to get on with are the towels with 'wings' that supposedly wrap around the outside of your knickers :eek: then come all unstuck and stick to the crotch of your trousers or worse!

An overhang of what?? :eek::eek:

tara747

Atomised wrote: »

I can't even remember much now other than thinking i'd been bitten or something. Of course he doesn't have the pics , they were deleted at the time but I should have sold them to a medical company! He deleted everything when he ripped my heart out and put it in a blender then laughed as he left for hell. NOT THAT I AM BITTER , NO:rotfl:

The cad. I'm quite sure he is being reincarnated as a cockroach as we speak. :rotfl:

tara747

Atomised wrote: »

Why?! He already IS one! He is the pantyliner of Earth-full of promises but just dirty and full of slime. That doesn't even make sense:o:rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl:

janninew

Gosh this thread has given me a good chuckle!

I have never used panty liners and didn't think to use to one after some 'morning lovin!" Might have to get some now though, I've had a couple of hair raising moments at work after a bit of morning delight! Think i've said to much now!

tara747

janninew wrote: »

Gosh this thread has given me a good chuckle!

I have never used panty liners and didn't think to use to one after some 'morning lovin!" Might have to get some now though, I've had a couple of hair raising moments at work after a bit of morning delight! Think i've said to much now!

:rotfl:

You mean 'love dribble'! Thanks to whoever coined that phrase earlier in the thread, it made me LOL at work!

Buffy_the_Vampire_Bat

venus_in_furs wrote: »

*Snipped*

Oh and i can see the use of a panty liner for the odd 'love dribble' but don't expect Always to be using that idea in their next promotional advertisements!!! Imagine!!

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To answer original question: used when TOTM appears to be running late...hate the thought of accidentally leaving my mark in a meeting at work or something (if you get my drift )