Notice to newcomers - part 5

Nargleblast

Bloke goes on a day's hunting and sees a beautiful girl in a short skirt and lowcut top in the woods. "Hello sweetheart" she said. "Hello darlin'" he said, "are you game?" "Ooh yes!" she said. So he shot her.

Yes I know it's pathetic, very Benny Hill, but we have to try and raise a smile in these grim times.

Evening all.

Nargleblast

Polar bear goes into a bar. He says to the barman " I'll have a rum and..........Coke, please." Barman says "Why the long pause?"
"Dunno," said the bear, "I've always had them."

Slightly better methinks. Well, it made me smile anyway.

Horace

Very droll Nargle:rotfl:

I have heard all about Numpty and game birds too...naughty boy:rotfl:

Was just wondering has Rog left us for good? Has anyone heard from Clio?

Tixy

Rog did post somewhere earlier this month if I recall right but just an odd post I think. Hopefully he will return eventually - he gave very good advice to people both here and on the bankruptcy board.

A sleepy bumpy from me.

So_Sad_Angel

Rog posted on BR board today....he started a thread...excellent it is too! I am really glad he is OK...was getting worried he had been abducted by some little old lady in deepest darkest Wiltshire !

Nothing from Clio....is he on anyones facebook?

Hope everyone OK!

Angiexx

Tixy

So_Sad_Angel wrote: »

Rog posted on BR board today....he started a thread...excellent it is too! I am really glad he is OK...was getting worried he had been abducted by some little old lady in deepest darkest Wiltshire !

Nothing from Clio....is he on anyones facebook?

Hope everyone OK!

Angiexx

Thanks Angie I have just been across - a really well written post from Rog that I'm sure will be of use to many who are early on in making a decision about bankruptcy. Rog was always a poster who so many respected for his informative advice and balanced non-judgemental views.

So for Rog - An ASDA green bump. Now I really am off to unwind and then to bed.

*MF*

Nargleblast wrote: »

Bloke goes on a day's hunting and sees a beautiful girl in a short skirt and lowcut top in the woods. "Hello sweetheart" she said. "Hello darlin'" he said, "are you game?" "Ooh yes!" she said. So he shot her.

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Later that same day ....
























It's called karma!

Numpty_Monkey

Good morning all

*MF*

pania wrote: »

Hi everybody.


Over the last few weeks we have had a number of "troll" attacks on the boards.

What is a Troll? A troll is a person that posts deliberately provocative, nasty or hurtful comments on threads. They may be a person with no previous connection to the board or someone that has created a pseudonym to get their point made.

If you should get a comment made on any thread you post asking for help and advice please realise this comment is not directed at you personally.
We really are all a lovely bunch here (oops, modest, sorry) so please ignore these nasty comments and continue to post here as normal.

what should i do if i get a comment made on my thread?

firstly do not respond to the comment as this invariably is what the person wants. At the bottom of the post, on the left hand side is a red "warning" triangle. Click this and then "send" the message that comes up. This will report the message to abuse who will review it's content and delete it.

The person we had this morning was particularly vile and nasty and please believe me is an extreme rarity here.
Above all PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE THE BOARDS. THIS SITE IS AN ASSET TO SO MANY, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT FEELS THE WORLD IS FALLING IN ON YOU. THERE IS SUCH A WEALTH OF ADVICE HERE TO BE HAD THAT THE COMMENTS OF ONE MUST NOT DETER YOU FROM AVAILING YOURSELF OF THE KNOWLEDGE HERE!!!!

It is testament to the work that martin has done and continues to do that so many people give their time knowledge and experience freely to others, without judgement, to lift people out of the depths of debt crisis

PLEASE DO NOT LET THE ACTIONS OF THE MINORITY RUIN THAT.


Kind wishes
P

New day ... new page ... same important message.

Morning everyone.

Nargleblast

A grey and drizzly good morning from me.

Love the thought of the duck with the rifle, MF, just my kind of humour - warped.