Notice to newcomers - part 5

Nargleblast

*MF* wrote: »

Big Bang theory - great idea, Horace!!! Now where could we get a big big Bang?



Lula ... if you could get your neighbours to slam the door much much harder - I think we have a solution to your unwanted visitors, without you having to say a word, huh?

Horace could get her neighbours to have a row to illustrate her Big Bang theory when the JWs come calling!

Nargleblast

Good morning and happy Greenwich Mean Time everyone!

Cat fed - check. Chickens let out, fed and watered -check. Rest of family snoring heads off - check. Cup of tea sorted - check. It's Me-time!

Nargleblast

Champers anybody? This is my magic 1000th post on this site. I think I will go and celebrate with a bacon and egg butty.......

Numpty_Monkey

Well done NB:j:T:T:T:beer:

Numpty_Monkey

And I've just noticed I've a member for 2 years:D:D:D

Nargleblast

The longest two years of your life? Happy anniversary and double:beer:

Horace

Well done Nargle:T:j:beer:

Afternoon all (well it feels like afternoon:rolleyes:), I think we should leave the clocks alone there is no longer a war on:rolleyes:

Congratulations Numpty on being 2 years old:j

Hopefully my washing will dry on the line today so that I can do some more - I need to wash sheets and towels...sigh.

Nargleblast

Am also washing stuff on the Sabbath Horace so we can both be consigned to eternal damnation together.......

Horace

Nargleblast wrote: »

Am also washing stuff on the Sabbath Horace so we can both be consigned to eternal damnation together.......

I don't really care Nargle..it also depends on your definition of the Sabbath:D

I was christened and never went to church unless dragged there kicking and screaming by my aunt, I was engaged a long time ago to a jewish man so converted (he died), and now I worship the earth and am a great believer in the Dreamtime - so what does that make me?

Nargleblast

An aboriginal?