The Blonde-crazy-cat lady-book club-odd bit of MSE-thread part 5

laura2481

I have no willpower- I just had an egg mayo sandwich and a bag of crisps I'm just too tired..

Docter last night badgered me into changing my pill type 'cos he's worried I have an increased risk of stroke with the one I'm on due to migraines and stuff and I'm not really looking forward to changing. It makes everything go haywire apparently.. hopefully it won't be too bad and things will just settle down but sometimes it stops your periods altogether and I just know I'll be worried I'm pregnant all the time if that happens... :rolleyes:

So, not too happy about that..:(

Nothing else even vaguely interesting is happening..

ps suspected dodgy mole wasn't. So that's nice

laura2481

I'm bored and you've all gone away again! Humpf....

**confuzzled**

I'm here:D:D

And btw don't think I've ever heard a mole being described as 'nice':rotfl:

**confuzzled**

I'm still here.......alone.....bored:(

ebonylight

Sorry gals having a mad afternoon! Trying to find anwhere online that sells Table Trivia - Box Clever, feel free to help me! I need six for an event on Friday - managed to get three but that's it so far, a lot of places are out of stock!

Other than that - just received some chocs and flowers from the guys upstairs who I helped out when their PA was on holiday - can't remember what I told you lot at the time but it was really hard work and I know I was barely on here for the two weeks of the cover!!

So that's a nice surprise

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http://www.elegantlyentertaining.co.uk/acatalog/All_Table_Trivia.html#a3

That the one????

How nice of 'the guy from upstairs' wish this lot would do something like that!:(

ebonylight

Yes that's it!! Thanks muchly love...I think I'm getting there. Who would have thought I'd be getting paid to go on ebay looking for trivia boxes..... :rolleyes:

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ebonylight wrote: »

Yes that's it!! Thanks muchly love...I think I'm getting there. Who would have thought I'd be getting paid to go on ebay looking for trivia boxes..... :rolleyes:

You're so lucky!....but then again you get your MSE mates to look for things for you, I reckon you're really looking at shoes:p:rotfl:

God I'm bored, and in turn I'm getting tired coz I'm bored:rolleyes: And when I get home I get to go food shopping:( Can't think of anything more boring, plus DH is coming along so we'll end up divorced by the time we're finished:mad::rolleyes:

ebonylight

**confuzzled** wrote: »

God I'm bored, and in turn I'm getting tired coz I'm bored:rolleyes: And when I get home I get to go food shopping:( Can't think of anything more boring, plus DH is coming along so we'll end up divorced by the time we're finished:mad::rolleyes:

It's weird you should say that, I got this forward email this morning:

Tesco funny


What can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping..........

This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford:

Dear Mrs. Murray,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.

Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

1. June 15:

Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2:

Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7:

Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19:

Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 14:

Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15:

Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

7. September 23:

When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. October 4:

Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. November 10:

While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

10. December 3:

Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. December 6:

In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. December 18:

Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!""PICK ME!"

13. December 21:

When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."

And; last, but not least:

14. December 23:

Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."

Again we cannot stress enough that we value your custom but suggest you look at our website and consider home delivery to avoid any more of these misdemeanours.

Yours Faithfully

Tesco

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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Luckily DH isn't like that, he just gets bored v.quickly and constantly call me a [EMAIL="tight-@rse"]tight-@rse[/EMAIL] whenI won't let him buy things that are 'just £1' he doesn't seem to realise that although we have never bought it before EVER we should buy it anyway coz it's only £1 and 'you never know':rolleyes: Honestly, I thought women were bad!

Although that letter sounds just like my mates dad! Now he is a psychopath:D