Tesco tried to kill my mum!

underlay_guru

taxi97w wrote: »

Also reminds of the days when partying all day and night was the norm. Woke up one mornining with a desperate thirst and reached for what I thought was a glass of water and skulled it with relish- turned out to be the straight vodka I was drinking the night before.:eek:

We've all done that!

In my younger days, I downed just under a pint of glenfiddich.

....then redecorated my mates walls 15 mins later.

jinky67

underlay_guru wrote: »

Curdled milkshake? Once on a caravanning holiday as a child, I ran in from being out to play and proceeded in downing a large glass of orange juice which I thought my mum had lovingly poured for me. Turned out it was a glass of cooling chip fat from lunchtime.._pale_ The whole lot had been drunk before I realised!

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

leo56

taxi97w wrote: »

Also reminds of the days when partying all day and night was the norm. Woke up one mornining with a desperate thirst and reached for what I thought was a glass of water and skulled it with relish- turned out to be the straight vodka I was drinking the night before.:eek:

I hope you downed a litre of coke on top, you could have had two parties for the price of one, sounds like a BOGOF to me.:beer:

leo56

kizzykizzywizzy wrote: »

Just remembered another one - my dad made me a cup of coffee & smelt a bit cheesy, he then realised he's used milk from the fridge that had been in there since the last time i'd visited:eek: as neither my mum or dad took milk - surprisingly neither do I now:o

Either the fridge did'nt work properly or you don't visit your mum and dad that often;)