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Wol's Riverbank tales: Part 3 Restoration

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  • Wol2
    Wol2 Posts: 3,845 Forumite
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    Horace wrote: »
    Uhm...Wol, you know you said something to me about needing clients..well from next month I will be having so many that I may have to start employing staff:eek: You may wonder about this sudden change of fortune but I have just been asked to be the new UK agent for the biggest wedding & event planner on Gran Canaria which would mean me sending couples over there to get married and me organising their post wedding parties here in the UK. Details on the wedding company's website will be changed to show me as the agent and they get an awful lot of business through that site:D

    I am branching out into other things as well - nice posh Italian bombonieres which I shall make myself..thank you Spring Fair..I am off to the Spring Fair again tomorrow for a chit chat, I also want to see the jewellery types that are there too because I didnt wander in their direction on Monday (well, there are 18 halls to look at:eek:).

    Anyway thought that I would share some good news for a change instead of doom n gloom. As for the blood tests - I need to find out what is what but I was advised that the only thing wrong is high levels of TCH in my blood courtesy of the woman downstairs who must be growing stinky weeds that look vaguely like tomatoes but they're not..they give off a mind altering gas that can cause depression and mental illness:mad:

    Horace my dear...this all sounds brill...and quite frankly it's about time your talents were recognised.......and appreciated..And you are doing really well in 'furthering' opportuities as they present themselves to you.


    Count me in please ;)..and thank you for the offer Hun as that is really generous :kisses3:


    You WILL find your niche ..I have the utmost confidence in you :T:T(and of course we need to remember that Beechie Boy is your minder and will "sort out" any idiots you may come across ;):D)

    He DOES take his role very seriously you know.....and if you came down here he'd be "piggie kissing"his Auntie Horace now (i.e. licking your face ..awwwww:grinheart)... and ( I'll lay money :whistle::whistle:).......you would melt :rotfl::rotfl:..........
    .......(Ahem......Like Numpty did ...OOOPS :o....TMI :rotfl::rotfl:)

    As for the TCH blood test..Wol needs to research (unless you meant TSH?...in which case AHEM!:eek:......you and I my lady need to have a serious conflab :eek: but don;t worry HUn........I actually think you will enjoy what I have to say :rotfl::rotfl:)

    Hugs to you...keep plugging away. It really does sound like you are 'on the verge of a breakthrough' :T:T:T...so paws are all crossed chez Wol ;)

    Mwah. :eek:...with tickly whiskers...:o:o....from all your nieces and nephews ;):cool:

    xxx

    xxx
    Flooded 20/07/07 :(.
    Normal service FINALLY RESUMED 31/07/10 :j:j
    " It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." Douglas Adams...."or the FOS" Wol2
    Numptie groupie #2 :cool:
    Mortgage offset drawdown [STRIKE]£60861[/STRIKE]:(.... [STRIKE]£60074[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]£59967[/STRIKE] £65k 'ish 1/6/14

  • Lemon_Tree
    Lemon_Tree Posts: 10,202 Forumite
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    hi Wol
    my girlies are doing fine, they have ventured into eating the odd grape recently (hope they're allowed to). One seems to have gotten a bit bigger than the other so OH is worried but i've assured him it's just that they have different parents.

    I'm not too bad, work is getting more hectic by the minute, and i'm working hard at providing information and keeping my job and section in employment.
    Dad's still with us, just waiting to see what this juggle of medication will do, at least the doctor saying 'see you in 2 weeks' has given him some hope he'll be around then.

    Got to pull my finger out about the allotment society, as it's our busiest time at work and after last weekend i haven't managed to ring the bank but i'll have to try and squeeze it in tomorrow or i'll be in trouble.
  • Horace
    Horace Posts: 14,426 Forumite
    Oooh I forgot to say - I have managed to fix my suitcase with some extra strong gloop from the car spares shop, its so strong that you cant shift it after 5 mins and takes 48 hrs to bond properly..nothing is going to shift it now:j

    TCH is not a disease but the chemical thats in stinky weed that folks put into roll ups and then wander around with a glazed look on their faces...basically I am permanently stoned:eek::mad: Still, as the police have done diddly squat I am firing a letter off to the chief super at the local cop shop in Bournville Lane (instead of smelling chocolate he can come and sort out the weed problem).

    I shall think of you when I start taking on folks..Friday is the day for sorting stuff out like towels and brown paper and sellotape and wandering to the post office. Tomorrow is blagging for freebies at the Spring Fair..well, I came away the other day with a mini bar of handmade soap and 3 gorgeous greetings cards.

    Give the piggies a hug from me..beechie and ginge in particular...week week week.
  • Wol, You are lovely.

    utterly lovely thank you

    xxxxx
    Nevertheless she persisted.
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Wol2 wrote: »
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:...I'm in danger of losing a third PC to water damage :eek::rotfl:
    and for those wondering yes I can m156.gif

    :whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle:
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • Wol2
    Wol2 Posts: 3,845 Forumite
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    edited 11 February 2010 at 1:11AM
    Hy girlies....LT, Horace and Buffy

    :(:(:(I went over my red vino quota tonight,,,,,:(

    Thank you all so much for posting...will reply tomoz wiht a clear head..

    It's been Emotional ;):cool::D


    xxx:D
    Flooded 20/07/07 :(.
    Normal service FINALLY RESUMED 31/07/10 :j:j
    " It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." Douglas Adams...."or the FOS" Wol2
    Numptie groupie #2 :cool:
    Mortgage offset drawdown [STRIKE]£60861[/STRIKE]:(.... [STRIKE]£60074[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]£59967[/STRIKE] £65k 'ish 1/6/14

  • Wol2
    Wol2 Posts: 3,845 Forumite
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    edited 11 February 2010 at 7:03AM
    ZTD wrote: »
    :whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle:

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Surely far too Tame Z ;);)????


    xxxx

    edit: Must try harder :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::p
    Flooded 20/07/07 :(.
    Normal service FINALLY RESUMED 31/07/10 :j:j
    " It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." Douglas Adams...."or the FOS" Wol2
    Numptie groupie #2 :cool:
    Mortgage offset drawdown [STRIKE]£60861[/STRIKE]:(.... [STRIKE]£60074[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]£59967[/STRIKE] £65k 'ish 1/6/14

  • Wol2
    Wol2 Posts: 3,845 Forumite
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    Wol, You are lovely.

    utterly lovely thank you

    xxxxx

    Haye sweets...really glad you are going to Bunnie's ....give them all a mahoosive hug from me this weekend :T:T

    Another time perhaps???...but (and I MEAN THIS!!)....you take care of youself my dear..(or Beechie will be in to sort you out :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:)


    Have a great weekend Hun
    xxx
    Flooded 20/07/07 :(.
    Normal service FINALLY RESUMED 31/07/10 :j:j
    " It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." Douglas Adams...."or the FOS" Wol2
    Numptie groupie #2 :cool:
    Mortgage offset drawdown [STRIKE]£60861[/STRIKE]:(.... [STRIKE]£60074[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]£59967[/STRIKE] £65k 'ish 1/6/14

  • Wol2
    Wol2 Posts: 3,845 Forumite
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    edited 11 February 2010 at 7:01AM
    You'll get rid of the national debt if you sold that lot:p:p:rotfl:

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:I wish!!!!
    and for those wondering yes I can m156.gif

    No comment :rotfl::rotfl::kisses3:.....except I'm ever so slightly miffed you didn't (as Uncle in loco parentis) pass on your (clearly laudable) abilities to your nephew Beechie????

    (:eek::eek::eek::eek:Beechie....fat chance :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: xxxxx

    Flooded 20/07/07 :(.
    Normal service FINALLY RESUMED 31/07/10 :j:j
    " It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." Douglas Adams...."or the FOS" Wol2
    Numptie groupie #2 :cool:
    Mortgage offset drawdown [STRIKE]£60861[/STRIKE]:(.... [STRIKE]£60074[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]£59967[/STRIKE] £65k 'ish 1/6/14

  • Numpty_Monkey
    Numpty_Monkey Posts: 14,196 Forumite
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    Have you room for a lodger:eek:
    In a about 10 days time:o

    I fink them grinny pigs need a talking to:D
    PROUD TO BE DEALING WITH MY DEBT NERD #869
    Numpty,Not sure why but I'm crying :o . Of all the peeps on this board you're the kindest & most supportive of all & I'm :mad: & :( for you all at the same time . Wish I was there to give you a big :grouphug: & emergency hobnobs
    xx
    DFD 5/1/16
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