MSE Parents Club Part 4

Sami_Bee

Becles wrote: »

My brother annoys me like that. Their daughter is 3 months younger than Charlotte. He'll email me and ask what she is up to and I'll say she's doing x and y now. Then he'll mail back and their daughter has already done x and is doing y better than Charlotte. Next time I'm so tempted to tell him that she's just downed a pint in one and smoked her first canabis joint to see if his daughter has already done that :rotfl:

Charlotte picks up words so quickly now, that we really have to watch what we say. If hubby and me are having a conversation, she sits there repeating the last two or three words from each sentence.

The boys have been teaching her where different bones are. She can now tell you where her patella, tibula and fibula, skull and metacarples are :eek:

She's gonna go far that girl!
My friend isn't competitive about it ... thankfully!

Sami_Bee

BrunoM wrote: »

...turns out OH has been avoiding going to bed at the same time as me for the last few nights, ever since I said it would be fine to have a second baby soon! She is afraid of my stealth-impregnating her!
On which note, 'night all!

:rotfl:does that also mean she's powerless to your charms, she doesn't trust herself

ladybirdintheuk

Becles wrote: »

The boys have been teaching her where different bones are. She can now tell you where her patella, tibula and fibula, skull and metacarples are :eek:

Can you send them to teach me

My nephew had a phase of telling everyone off for swearing, but he would do it when they weren't swearing too, which always confused us all - makes you think back over what you've said and worry that you're doing it without realising!

3onitsway

cazscoob wrote: »

thats a bit crap SM! my friend came and made me blonder today! she also cut megans hair from halfway down her back to her shoulders, i am a cruel mummy but im so fed up of her getting little visitors and she looks so grown up now!

OOh - little visitors.
The nitty-gritty comb is the best invention ever! I bought one before I found out i could have got it on prescription.
Liv had them almost every week when she was in reception and Yr1, but touch wood, Yr2 and Yr3 have been much better. (I think they're less huggy!)
But, the middle girl from the scabby family next door has been nagging Liv to play all week, and as I was stood looking down at her, I could see them crawling behind her ears.
Friend down the road gave her mum a bottle of hedrin and a nitty comb two weeks ago, saying she didn't need them now. She's obviously not tried them. If I wasn't such a wimp, i'd invite her in for a girly afternoon and de-louse her.

BrunoM wrote: »

...turns out OH has been avoiding going to bed at the same time as me for the last few nights, ever since I said it would be fine to have a second baby soon! She is afraid of my stealth-impregnating her!
On which note, 'night all!

I'm sure I was also Stealth Impregnated! :rotfl:

money_maker_3

Chris told me the other night ( after he had had a few drinks ) that he didnt want the snip cuz he wouldnt be upset if we got pregnant again !!!!!!

Krystaltips

I think I'm the least competitive mum ever... I don't care what everyone elses babies do or how much they weigh... But then I'm so laid back I'm horizontal about most things...

Bruno, whilst discussing the number of grandchildren my fil could expect last week he did tell my hubby it was possible to stealth impregnate... I'm starting to go off that man!

searching_me

money_maker wrote: »

Chris told me the other night ( after he had had a few drinks ) that he didnt want the snip cuz he wouldnt be upset if we got pregnant again !!!!!!

dont worry philips got plans of having a football team... god bless the depo x

money_maker_3

but we had agreed to NO MORE KIDS !!!!!!!!!!!

searching_me

i told philip no more for at least 5-7 years x

3onitsway

money_maker wrote: »

Chris told me the other night ( after he had had a few drinks ) that he didnt want the snip cuz he wouldnt be upset if we got pregnant again !!!!!!

:eek::eek::eek: You'd best sleep in your padlocked knickers-just in case! :eek::eek::eek: