The Trials and Tribulations of Trying to Conceive when its just not happening (12m+)

QQuaver

toniq wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek:

If that doesn't make u smile, i'll make u eat one of my later to be burnt pancakes! xx:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: xx

xxxxx

You have amazing mind toniq:rotfl:

toniq

With this infertility lark u have to keep a sense of humor, my poor fella when it's bd'ing time i usually end up with giggles and get the cold shoulder xx

I do make an effort to spice it up so it's not so clinical but usually end up making a proper tit out of myself xx

Chocolate_Cookie_Monster

Sorry Murray :(

I'd forgotten it was pancake day (despite seeing Delia advertising it every night :rotfl:). Lent tomorrow then - and I shall give up - nothing! Might attempt chocolate this year. Easter can't be that far away...

sarahs999

With those internet opks I never get a really clear darker line than the control. I tend to keep a watch and as soon as they go pretty dark I use a clearblue digital to get a smiley face. Helps put my mind at rest. That way normally I can make one of the digital tests last a couple of months, whcih makes the horrendous cost not quite so horrendous...

jujugaboo

toniq wrote: »

With this infertility lark u have to keep a sense of humor, my poor fella when it's bd'ing time i usually end up with giggles and get the cold shoulder xx

I do make an effort to spice it up so it's not so clinical but usually end up making a proper tit out of myself xx

Oh get you!! Spice it up, you saucy minx.. :rotfl:

Thats the thing with ICSI I don't have to worry about all that, we just do it when we feel like it and there is no pressure to get pregnant because it just ain't gonna happen.

toniq

Murray I hope I didn't offend with my daft comment xxxx

Hope u r ok xxxxxxx

Murray

Of course you didn't offend Toniq, it did make me chuckle!
Hope your pancakes weren't too burnt! x

Chocolate_Cookie_Monster

Good Morning all, Hope the sun is shining with all of you. Still blimmin freezing though Brrrr!

Due to Ov today (apparently). But the last 19 months:eek: have taught me a thing or 2 about my body and I just know I am not ovulating at the moment. No EWCM and no Ov pains - and no +OPK. My OH has to go away this weekend - what are the chances my body will delay it until then.
(My body is reminding me of the Eddie Izzard Pear joke at the moment )

QQuaver

Chocolate_Cookie_Monster wrote: »

My OH has to go away this weekend - what are the chances my body will delay it until then.

Just keep telling your body not to ov, and it may follow:D

Chocolate_Cookie_Monster

QQuaver wrote: »

Just keep telling your body not to ov, and it may follow:D

And while I'm at it I might just have a talking to OH's body too - well a part of his body:rotfl: