A Payment A Day Part 4

BeautyandtheBeast_3 · 14 August 2009 at 10:23AM

Loose change - Can i have 21p added to my tin please??

willstewart · 14 August 2009 at 10:27AM

£5 onto my Cap1 card today. That will cover the hopefully few pence interest they'll add next month on my zero balance.

KipKip_2 · 14 August 2009 at 10:55AM

MY PAD TODAY IS £6 to topshop store card, £1.00 to o'draft, £1.00 to HSBC cc and £1.00 to funds

total PAD today is £9 :j:j:j

KipKip

Greenbynature · 14 August 2009 at 12:12PM

Hi all :wave:
Hope your feeling better Sue - what a tw*t :mad::mad::mad: you've been given some great advice especially Danko our HR queen :A and I rather liked Paul's advice too, imagining him having a crap!!

another dodgy hug for you :grouphug:

Catchcooky hugs to you too :grouphug: I agree with the advice DT gave you tho

Sorry to see your going Helen - hope the DMP works out for you.

Minnime what a nightmare :mad: hope it gets sorted soon

Paul hope you have a great holiday:beer:

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird
section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.'
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies
in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.

Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.

At the Connor Pass , Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand place.'
He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.

Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the
bottom, killing himself stone dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, 'Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!'

Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.
He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

'Hi, Paddy, watch dis,' Seamus says.
He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free.
He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.
Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot.
Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.

Paddy shakes his head and says, 'And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting
either!'

Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears.
He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken.
Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Paddy shakes his head.
'Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus
parrotshooting... And now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!'

:rotfl:

Pad today is £2.20 to sealed tin, £1 to cap1 cc and 18p to copper jar

£3.38

LondonAndy · 14 August 2009 at 12:20PM

Just a £1 for me please, conserving money for cashflow reasons whilst on notice period etc and not sure of new job payment dates yet. PADs in budget will all get padded in the end though IYSWIM, just not helping your total at the mo, soz Mac.

Hope you guys having a rough time are being helped out by the advice posted. Great bunch here!

Be back later....

angelicmary85 · 14 August 2009 at 12:38PM

Green that joke is !!!!!!! hilarious!

LondonAndy · 14 August 2009 at 12:49PM

helen_jelly wrote: »

Hi everyone

Bad news here - sorry but having just joined I'm gonna have to leave - you are a lovely bunch though, I may just lurk to keep up with all thats going on in the PAD world. My reason for leaving..... had to call in a debt management company. We've tried to avoid at all costs doing this, but tonight we've bitten the bullet and done it. We earn the most disgusting tiny amount that you can earn and have, over the years, got into quite a pickle so it was a LBM earlier on this week and having worked it all out we actually can't afford to eat from now on so something had to go. I wish I had found this site about 2 years ago cos we really would be singing a different tune now but there, what can you do. Good luck to everyone you are inspirational to others, keep up the good work.

Helen x

Sorry to see you go. Stay and join in the banter! Best of luck with your DMP and hope it all goes well.