chewits - the debtquake monster is coming

Scottishmummy

kissjenn wrote: »

Fab ideas, many thanks. SB would probably enjoy the comedy show.

Conversation he and OH had after Tesco man came today.

SB "This butternut squash looks like a giant penis."

OH "If your penis looks like that you need to see a doctor."

SB "But it's impressive."

OH "The squash or your willie!"

SB, smirking "Both!"

He needs to step away from the vegetables and be returned to school. :eek:

Are you sure you don't have my DS? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

The_Golden_Goose

kissjenn wrote: »

Fab ideas, many thanks. SB would probably enjoy the comedy show.

Conversation he and OH had after Tesco man came today.

SB "This butternut squash looks like a giant penis."

OH "If your penis looks like that you need to see a doctor."

SB "But it's impressive."

OH "The squash or your willie!"

SB, smirking "Both!"

He needs to step away from the vegetables and be returned to school. :eek:

Mammia Mia Mamma Mia! Such sharp wit - love it. He'll go far in life, I just know it.

kissjenn

We just did my one and only every guaranteed betting thing for OH and me. We've just netted almost £300 between us in under an hour and I made some mistakes.

Been through the formula with a fine tooth comb and if you have £250 to stake you cannot make less than £50 plus an extra £40 from quidco even if none of the numbers come up.

I didn't know you could use referral codes and have one here people can use to get even more cash if they want: MJPUDKL6D

The details are on the gambling thread but if anyone here is a bit unsure like me and an "eejits" guide in the nicest possible sense would help then let me know. The professional gamblers say you may lose Betfair privledges but as this is a one off for me and totally legal it wouldn't end my world. Money is pipeline back to accounts now. You can't have used Betfair Casino before - that's the only caveat and as neither of us had we got a double bite. Given my excursions into bingo land have all been disasterous I'm well chuffed and happy to share.

mooomin

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Share with me please!

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If I can make £300 from £250 it would be worth a couple of days of overdraft fees (50p per day, not the £30 stingers!)

kissjenn

savingholmes wrote: »

Well done you - sounds like you are doing absolutely fab! Hope the person who tried to get you fired gets what coming to them! Not a nice place to be!

What goes around comes around. Best of it is I can't wok out her rationale at all. What does she possibly gain and as she thinks her current manager hates and and she'd asked to come and work for me....psycho is the word that comes to mind.

kissjenn

flying_fresian wrote: »

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Share with me please!

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If I can make £300 from £250 it would be worth a couple of days of overdraft fees (50p per day, not the £30 stingers!)

Hi FF...

Go into quidco and click thro into Betfair.com. That's £40.

On Betfair homepage
(a) click set up a new account,
(b) use the referal code MJPUDKL6D and
(c) deposit £250.00.

Click on casino tab and then casino promotion.

Download casino.

And then click on tables and download French Roulette. French Roulette has a strange rule about the zero where you get the usual odds but also half the money back on any money bet on red and black.

Transfer your £250 from your betfair wallet to your casino wallet.

It should automatically add a £250 bonus. You now have £500 to play with. This must be played thro 20 times to keep the bonus that's £10k in total. As you're going to play in £100 slices that's 100 games...keeping a tally chart may be helpful. Don't panic !!

Click on play games for money and choose French Roulette.

Now you need to build your bet. Click on the black diamond and put £49 on it...look at the £500 decreasing, when it hits £451 you're there. Then do the same with the red diamond and watch the overall total drop to £402. Put the final £2 on zero at the top of the table.

Now hit spin. You will probably not hit zero and so will lose £2. The red and black bets cancel each other out. Do this 100 times by hitting bet again and spin again..its repetative but savings you building the bet again and again.

If you have the worse luck in the world and never hit zero you will lose £200 but be able to withdraw the full £300 plus a £10 bonus for spins making £60 clear profit. Plus quidco = £100. You may even get some extra to play with from the referral code (as much as £50 but you may have to just play with that.)

You will make an extra £23 profit every time you hit zero so iff you get 2 or 3 as chance dictates you'll make an extra £46 or £69 pounds. That's the gambling element and is pure luck. The rest is based on a big bonus you can whittle down by following there rules and which lasts longer than the spin requirement.


To get your money back you need to click on the convert to cash button to change the bonus spins into dosh - that's your extra tenner. Shut down the roulette game then move the money back into your betfair wallet.

Go back into the main home page for betfair and you should see your new amount in the top right hand corner. Click on your account and move your £250 back onto your card and move the remainder by bank transfer back to your bank account. (Don't ask me why they make you split it). If you deposited money with a deposit card they'll ask for a credit card to ensure you're over 18 and will charge £2 to it BUT immediately add it to the amount you can withdraw.

It worked for us and this is exactly what we did today. Good chance the rules will change at somepoint or if someone has an old betfair account they may not get the big bonus so please be aware that I'm simply sharing and hope my virtual friends on here also reap the benefits.

Any questions I'll try and answer.

The_Golden_Goose

LOL!! Simples!!

kissjenn

Honest it is.

Looks ghastly but if you step through it it's easy peasy lemon squeezy.

If you want proof - I did it from the cryptic note on the gamblers thread and I'm sure they've made it more complicated than required but I'm not confident enough to risk anyone else's money on my theory...so I know this works...prior to betfair pulling it which they hint is imminent.

mooomin

The_Golden_Goose wrote: »

LOL!! Simples!!

I'm going to read it again tomorrow when I'm hoping I'm less full of snot...

kissjenn

Print it and step through it like a business process.

It's honestly not that bad but feeling grotty won't help.