chewits - the debtquake monster is coming

mooomin

Don't forget to sell anything you can out of his carp...!

kissjenn

Arrears Boy is a muppet.

He's left bank statements, credit card bills, mobile phone bills...he's left his entire identity. One previous very dumb owner.

Do you think I can ebay an identity....please feel free to get as much free stuff as you can from all these valuable personal details.

Muppet Muppet MUPPET

When they handed out brains he stayed home that day.

kissjenn

Have to share a text exchange with late last night.

Me: Can you confirm you're not coming back - 6pm Sat

: Hey Tiger. I izz send luv and hugz 2 u xxxxxx. Tell me u caught them. - 1am Sun

Me: Caught them and put them in the black bags with the rest of the rubbish - 1.05am Sun

: Oh my gawd. Soz. Didn't mean to send to you. I be there 2moz to clear stuff out. Iz zat ok?

Me: Let me know when you get there Tiger....rrrraaaarrrr!


The Muppet's in love. He should find his mate's floor a perfect place to bring an impressionable young lady back to.

mooomin

kissjenn wrote: »

Me: Let me know when you get there Tiger....rrrraaaarrrr!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

chevalier

that has put a giggle in my voice, and a smile on my face to go to bed with. Isn't it a pity you can't stop on the way out with the huge tv and say aha that is worth about the rent you owe me so I will take one of them in leui of payment......
lol
chev

kissjenn

Thanks Guys.

Chev, anything worth anything is gone. Rest is trash. Bed could go to freecycle as it doesn't look too bad, will see state of mattress when I move the mountains of paperwork.

Wonder what a muppet and a tiger make if they breed?


+ =

kissjenn

3 Bean Chilli Soup made. If they live I'll let you know.

kissjenn

Big jobs this week:

1. OU Essay done and submitted.
2. 50 Ebay items listed.
3. CAB Material done.
4. Clear out Muppet flat once Joiner changed locks.
5. Filing completed.
6. New office cleared.
7. Attic done.
8. Emails and Linked-in up to date.

Monday Job - Number 1.

kissjenn

What's that old saying about not counting chickens???

4 lots of rent due today....£0.00 paid.

• Excuse 1 - late from 13th June - I've definately sent it this time (semi believe) - I've had the flu.
• Excuse 2 - late from 15th June - my mum has it but hasn't put it in your bank yet - I've had the flu.
• Excuse 3 - due today - this was the one we just got LHA sorted for after 17 weeks in arrears - no excuse - if we ignore you you might forget??
• Excuse 4 - Excuse of the Day - paying weekly cos they owe me £1300plus - we haven't paid cos we're on honeymoon!! Have a drink on me (oops you already are :mad::mad::mad:)

Calmness and Serenity to be restored soon....please don't mention the muppet.

kadiya

Hey Jen
Wanted to return the favour and came to read your diary
I'm really sorry you are struggling so much with your tenants.
It really annoys me when people do that to private landlords, because it means that families like us, who have never been in trouble can't get private housing.
I'm in a council house, have been for the past 6 years, never had a complaint against me and NEED to move, because we are in a two bedroomed and have been told we will be lucky to get anything bigger withing the next TWO years *sigh*
We looked into private, but because we recieve housing benefit, most wont touch us with a bargepole, and its all because of idiots like you get...GRRRR
lol, sorry, mini rant there:o
Hope you're OH gets to see a psychologist soon. Mine has met his, but because the NHS waiting lists are so long we were told he would have to wait months for his first 'proper' session. He was offered CBT in the meantime, but nothing has come of it yet
Still, onwards and upwards
Hope you have a better day tomorrow!
Oh, and Good Luck clearing the flat out too!