The giving up/cutting down alcohol support thread! Part 3

winebox

what do call a deer with no eyes & no legs?



still no idea

40somethingmum

jo1972 wrote: »

I me off, big styleee!! :mad: plus he'll be drunk and he's a touchy feely happy drunk :eek: that p!sses me off even more, especially when I'm sober!!

NO !! Not touch feely drunky men :eek: . Nothing worse .

jo1972

I have to post what I was thinking earlier cos I just can't quite believe it (and no, Fay, I know how your mind works, you and your wellies and stuff :rolleyes:).

I actually thought to myself, I can have just 1 or 2 drinks tonight because my liver isn't actually properly damaged, if I just have a drink today but then stop tomorrow it's not gonna make any difference to my liver cos the function test was okay.

what am I on???

It's true alcohol is such powerful stuff that makes your brain think things that are out of your control.

fluffyb

winebox wrote: »

what do call a deer with no eyes & no legs?



still no idea

That really creased me up :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

jo1972

40somethingmum wrote: »

NO !! Not touch feely drunky men :eek: . Nothing worse .

I know!! I'd rather him fall through the door, drop half his take away kebab on the floor and pass out!

40somethingmum

glasgowgirl wrote: »

PS Anyone else really really scared of the Wednesday Adams lookey-likey kid on 'Enders??!

Yes me. She freaked the bejesus out me last night when she said " Shall I make you some Cocoa Grandma".

40SM

fedupandskint

Dr Lurky McQuirky and winebox, they made me laugh out loud!

jo1972

40somethingmum wrote: »

Yes me. She freaked the bejesus out me last night when she said " Shall I make you some Cocoa Grandma".

40SM

Me too :eek: it was like Hammer House of Horror :eek:

winebox

jo1972 wrote: »

I actually thought to myself, I can have just 1 or 2 drinks tonight because my liver isn't actually properly damaged, if I just have a drink today but then stop tomorrow it's not gonna make any different to my liver cos the function test was okay.

what am I on???

It's true alcohol is such powerful stuff that makes your brain think things that are out of your control.

Gosh Jo that's really surprised me, cos up to this point you've given the impression that for the moment at least you're quite happy / relaxed about not drinking. It is indeed scary how insidious it is. What was going on when you had the thought? Was it very early in the day? (not during Corrie or 'endres by chance, both full of booze tonight, as per...)

fluffyb

40somethingmum wrote: »

Yes me. She freaked the bejesus out me last night when she said " Shall I make you some Cocoa Grandma".

40SM

:eek: Blimey yes, now you mention it.
I hadn't thought of her looking like Wednesday Adams before :eek: