The giving up/cutting down alcohol support thread! Part 3

winebox

115K wrote: »

Why can't you post it here? Can you pm me it please Lurkio, I'm intrigued.:D

I also don't see why you shouldn't post it publicly...if it's what worked for you who can pick you up on it? Tell you what, you post it & I'll divert attention with a few more jokes...

2 fish swam into a concrete wall; one turned to other & said "dam"

ok I'll pm you..............

40somethingmum

fayjmck wrote: »

All gardeners are a bit um whats the word obsessed with all things kinky

Thats why we do it in our wellies in the outdoors

And love to be [STRIKE]covered [/STRIKE] smeared in mud

And are always grinning :D:D:D:D

Have you been on the vino ?:p:p

40SM

Miss_Piggy_2

Evening all!

Lots going on here today!

FUAS - I have a wild night in planned too! Went to library earlier (I know I know..i like to live life on the edge. Piglet ran around shouting at whoever would listen "Shhhh - its a LIBRARY!!!!) so have a few books to choose between. Nice bath bomb provided by my every lovely mummy and a bottle of cream soda. Beat that!!!

Lurky....LOVE the vimto joke. Just laughed out loud. Would tell OH but he is one of those people that just doesn't GET jokes.:rolleyes:

Winebox - funny that, my recycling box used to be more of a wine box! Now I fill it up with tins and cans and worry the bin men think I feed my family on carp!:rotfl:

Budgie - yes, poor Piglet is really going through it. Am sure he thinks doctors surgery is his second home! I'm hoping a nice summer will help him.

Well, another fun-filled day in the Piggy household. Piglet just had all his various medicines:rolleyes: and then we did the eye drops. Cue a hissy fit, sobbing and eventually being sick all over OH :rotfl::rotfl: I very sensibly moved out of the way! Another round of medicines and showers ensued but at least the eye drops are in!!

Anyway, must go and put my WW curry in the microwave....no Delia smith me!!!:rotfl:

Miss P
xx

jo1972

Lurks the new Allan Carr (RIP ) , pm me your wisdom purleese!!

Do I always spell definately, definitely, definetely wrong then

Lurkio

Miss_Piggy wrote: »

Anyway, must go and put my WW curry in the microwave....no Delia smith me!!!:rotfl:

Miss P
xx

World War curry?????? :rotfl:

Lurkio

jo1972 wrote: »

Lurks the new Allan Carr (RIP ) , pm me your wisdom purleese!!

Do I always spell definately, definitely, definetely wrong then

gay comedian? oh right, the other one.....

115K

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]This is my last silly joke. You're probably all getting sick of them.:o:D:rolleyes:[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub. Get your coat on."[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity replies, "Does that mean that you are taking me with you, darling?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The husband replies, "No - I'm turning the heating off."[/FONT]

115K

Miss_Piggy wrote: »

FUAS - I have a wild night in planned too! Went to library earlier (I know I know..i like to live life on the edge. Piglet ran around shouting at whoever would listen "Shhhh - its a LIBRARY!!!!) so have a few books to choose between. Nice bath bomb provided by my every lovely mummy and a bottle of cream soda. Beat that!!!

Very money saving of you.:T

jo1972

yellowmonkey wrote: »

This is not him is it Jo




:D:D:D

No, that's not him. He doesn't drive the bus, he's an inspector, this is him



And yes, his actual nickname is blakey!!

fedupandskint

winebox wrote: »

2 fish swam into a concrete wall; one turned to other & said "dam"

the audience shout MORE!!!!