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MSE Pregnancy Club IX
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searching_me wrote: »im in a pooey mood .. anybody got a joke??? x
no, but we can !!!!! about my DH who has just left for his weekend trip. :mad:
Although, him being here making fun/annoying/moaning at me versus him away and me getting peace..... :cool:0 -
searching_me wrote: »im in a pooey mood .. anybody got a joke??? x
A pregnant lady was in an accident and she woke up in the hospital. She noticed she was not pregnant anymore and asked the nurse what happened to her baby.
The nurse said, "You have two healthy babies, a boy and a girl !" The lady said thankfully, "Oh, I must name them." But the nurse said, "You have been unconscious, so we called your brother and he has named them!"
The lady cried, "But he is as dumb as a box of rocks! So what did he name them?!?"
The nurse reassured her and said, "The girl is called 'Denise'". The woman replied, "Well, that is a pretty name, so what did he name my son?"
The nurse reluctantly replied, "Denephew".
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right i said i kick his bum tia
well were both in for a quiet night as my OH is out tonight babysitting ... beenie x 
Still searching .....:)
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This is from my 6 year old son:
Why did the banana go to the doctors?..............Because he wasn't peeling very well Sealed Pot Challenge #817 £50 banked
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awwww pinky :rotfl: xStill searching .....:)
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Loved the jokes! :rotfl:
I need to put a sign on my front door 'DS1 is away ALL weekend' and 'DS1 is still not here.' then 'DS2 is not here either.'0 -
Mind you I think soaps are so rubbish at research I don't know why the bother employing researchers coz they crap! MIL always gets really p'd off when theres police on anything coz they don't follow any of the rules even basic ones like showing a prisoner being left in a cell wearing a tie :rolleyes:
I used to be a freelance researcher for documentaries, and if something doesn't look right there is probably a researcher somewhere gently rocking backwards and forwards knowing s/he told someone about the mistake well ahead of time and because of time constraints or dramatic licence they kept the mistake rather than fix it. GRRR.Organised Birthdays and Christmas: Spend So Far: £193.75; Saved from RRP £963.76
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tia you got the whole weekend to yourself? whatever will you do? xStill searching .....:)
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quiet on here!!
those jokes made me laugh - I only know rude ones which aren't broadcastable!!!
http://www.babymattressesonline.co.uk/children-sleep-faq/jokes-pregnancy-kids-etc.htmlA very busy Yummy Mummy to a 1 year old gorgeous boy :smileyhea
Where does the time go? :think:0 -
was just straightening OH afro ...
where is everyone tonight?????? xStill searching .....:)
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