MSE Pregnancy Club IX

tiamai_d

I'm up to 6 steps before I feel pain! :j Back is stiff as hell though and my sides and around my bump now hurt, but I can now walk without howling! :T And I can form a coherent sentence without too much difficulty

Ooohhh, lasagne or chilli for dinner?

Cheapskate

My toddler home & other one gone with his dad, teenage DS at work, DH coming home soon & we're going to have fish & chips for tea, toddler not slept today, so early bed, so i can make sister's birthday card for tomorrow & get stuck into a Terry Pratchett I got from the library - I think that's a smashing end to a Friday! :rotfl:
Now sis & nephew have gone & house is quiet, toddler suddenly seems tired - putting his head down on dining chairs & asked for his dummy, hope he doesn't nod off before tea now!

searching_me

im in a pooey mood .. anybody got a joke??? x

tiamai_d

searching_me wrote: »

im in a pooey mood .. anybody got a joke??? x

no, but we can !!!!! about my DH who has just left for his weekend trip. :mad:

Although, him being here making fun/annoying/moaning at me versus him away and me getting peace..... :cool:

BeenieCat

searching_me wrote: »

im in a pooey mood .. anybody got a joke??? x

A pregnant lady was in an accident and she woke up in the hospital. She noticed she was not pregnant anymore and asked the nurse what happened to her baby.

The nurse said, "You have two healthy babies, a boy and a girl !" The lady said thankfully, "Oh, I must name them." But the nurse said, "You have been unconscious, so we called your brother and he has named them!"

The lady cried, "But he is as dumb as a box of rocks! So what did he name them?!?"

The nurse reassured her and said, "The girl is called 'Denise'". The woman replied, "Well, that is a pretty name, so what did he name my son?"

The nurse reluctantly replied, "Denephew".

searching_me

right i said i kick his bum tia well were both in for a quiet night as my OH is out tonight babysitting ...
beenie x

pinkpig08

This is from my 6 year old son:

Why did the banana go to the doctors?..............Because he wasn't peeling very well

searching_me

awwww pinky :rotfl: x

tiamai_d

Loved the jokes! :rotfl:

I need to put a sign on my front door 'DS1 is away ALL weekend' and 'DS1 is still not here.' then 'DS2 is not here either.'

SugarSpun

Sami_Bee wrote: »

Mind you I think soaps are so rubbish at research I don't know why the bother employing researchers coz they crap! MIL always gets really p'd off when theres police on anything coz they don't follow any of the rules even basic ones like showing a prisoner being left in a cell wearing a tie :rolleyes:

I used to be a freelance researcher for documentaries, and if something doesn't look right there is probably a researcher somewhere gently rocking backwards and forwards knowing s/he told someone about the mistake well ahead of time and because of time constraints or dramatic licence they kept the mistake rather than fix it. GRRR.