Notice to newcomers - part 4

Horace

Woo hoo:j:T:A

Numpty_Monkey

You sure did rog:T

Horace

If only I had a man right now - he could cook me some tea, I am exhausted after the leafletting expedition, and I have a dirty face from the ink..as I kept flicking my hair off my face:rolleyes: I am leafletting again on Saturday but that does include a free lunch:j

ampersand

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

Do they come in different colours:rotfl::T

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Only chrome as I recall.
Nice and Shiny Thing?

emily_jackson

Sorry I've not posted for a while but I've had a really busy week. My friend has had the baby but we're not speaking anymore

ampersand

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

Do they come in different colours:rotfl::T

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OK numpty - and Bonsoir, since it's the first time we've spoken - hadn't you better stick to your knitting, dear?
You've ...how many more to finish before the weekend?

It’s not my pattern; it’s not my guinea pig and I didn’t knit this.
Trust you are colour co-ordinating so that the Rainbow troupe forms up correctly for the Formation Dancing Finale.

ZTD

Wol2 wrote: »

Duly noted: we will make sure Numpty get's some cooking lessons while he's darn sarf:rotfl::rotfl:....but after we've played "despatch the rat" (it was making a nest in the rubbish bag this morning- just saw it's tail sticking out .:eek:..and it was quite large long tail :eek::eek:..i.e. a full grown mature rat......:eek::eek::eek:.....so I put my welllies on and went out and hit the bag with a broom and it scurried off underneath the shed....:cool:

Don't hit it with a broom - stick it with a fork.

It's not only warfarin that causes internal bleeding...

ampersand

Wol2 wrote: »

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All packed Numpty?

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Have you been rehearsing the piggies for their Formation Waltz Finale, wol?
Numpty's been knitting up a storm with their cozzies, hence need for the 2nd 20kg of Nat Express luggage allowance.

Numpty_Monkey

ampersand wrote: »

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OK numpty - and Bonsoir, since it's the first time we've spoken - hadn't you better stick to your knitting, dear?
You've ...how many more to finish before the weekend?

It’s not my pattern; it’s not my guinea pig and I didn’t knit this.
Trust you are colour co-ordinating so that the Rainbow troupe forms up correctly for the Formation Dancing Finale.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Horace

Hi Emily

Why has your friend fallen out with you? Is it her hormones do you think Mind you one of my friends did that back in 2003 - we were best mates, she gets pregnant and I promised to be with her when she had it (it was due after my return from Oz) but she had the baby in the middle of my holiday and I wasnt there for her:rolleyes: Needless to say I went round a couple of times to see her and him (no longer it) and she said that she'd call only she never bothered so I couldnt be bothered either:rolleyes: