A Payment a Day Part 3

Greenbynature

Excerpt from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately.
The robbers, Who expected to find one or two large safes filled with
cash valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes
throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, At
least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper
Headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING... :rotfl::eek:

SarahNeedle1872

Greenbynature wrote: »

Excerpt from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately.
The robbers, Who expected to find one or two large safes filled with
cash valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes
throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, At
least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper
Headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING... :rotfl::eek:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Smamfer

Morning all.

Flying visit as im p reparing for an interview this morning...

Im poor to pads from bf's account

hsbc misery card £5.00
Argos £1.00
Homebase £1.00

total today is £7.00

love to all xx

poppyjoe

Goodluck with the interview Smamfer!
xx

tjretro

Another £2 to studio :rolleyes:

so_here_we_are

Morning all,

That irish tail is horrible and shouldn't be read with your breakfast, but i did think it was very funny.

£30.00 to my friend today and £12.12 to CC1

Total for me £42.12

Also MGC going well

sashybo

Morning all, a pad of £2.31 for me today as got some click money through. Looking like a dull day today and I'm working later yuck.

Angelicmary sorry to hear about your bad experiences with the midwives. If I ever have children I would like a homebirth but so many people say it's difficult to get one. My mum is a nurse and she is adamant that I should have a hospital birth for my theoretical baby!

MinniMe_2

Morning all,

Got some mystery shopping money in this morning so £10 off to ISA (where I'm saving up to pay stuff off!)

Hope everyone is having a good day

so_here_we_are

Be gone be gone be gone fiend:p

cashless_wonder wrote: »

Good morning . . .

My balance transfer from hellish EGG to angelic Co-Op has come through overnight so I now owe EVIL Egg £770.34.

Today I pay the millstone round my neck . . .

£70.34

Be gone foul fiend be gone !!!!!!!!!

Twinkles08

Morning,bit of a hurry.!1st day of potty training and we've had 1 hit and 3 misses-lol.Think I need more panties for her!I have to admit I thought she'd take to it v easily as she's been desperate to wear pants,use potty etc.Oh well!* Note to self remain patient.Take care all x

Pad today is £1.20