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Bikini Waxing?

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  • poppyolivia
    poppyolivia Posts: 2,976 Forumite
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    It took me ages to word it! I kept deleting it and starting again.

    It was class!!!:rotfl:

    That's so so funny. It's just made me think of an article I read in a magazine about embarrassing incidents and this girl wrote in about going to the loo at the doctor's just before her smear test. There was no loo paper so she used a tissue that was loose in her handbag. During her smear test, the nurse pulled a postage stamp out of her pubes that must have been stuck to the tissue from her bag. Things like this worry me - what if that happened during a brazilian?

    No way surely thats not true?:rotfl: :rotfl:

    Edited to say I quoted this wrong but you get the idea!!lol
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  • LouBlue
    LouBlue Posts: 53,538 Forumite
    That's so so funny. It's just made me think of an article I read in a magazine about embarrassing incidents and this girl wrote in about going to the loo at the doctor's just before her smear test. There was no loo paper so she used a tissue that was loose in her handbag. During her smear test, the nurse pulled a postage stamp out of her pubes that must have been stuck to the tissue from her bag. Things like this worry me - what if that happened during a brazilian?

    Oh I can believe that. :D First class or second class. :confused::rotfl:
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  • Lois_and_CK
    Lois_and_CK Posts: 584 Forumite
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    No way surely thats not true?:rotfl: :rotfl:


    I don't know, it was one of many embarrassing stories in this article, but regardless, it could happen, so it put another stupid thing to worry about in my head. Every time I go for a smear test now, I visit the loo first and give my area a going over with a baby wipe.
  • Lois_and_CK
    Lois_and_CK Posts: 584 Forumite
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    LouBlue wrote: »
    Oh I can believe that. :D First class or second class. :confused::rotfl:

    Funnily enough the article didn't mention the class of stamp! I hope the girl didn't use it afterwards ...

    Of course, if I had a brazilian I'd have no pubes for stamps (or other handbag items) to get stuck to :rolleyes:
  • LouBlue
    LouBlue Posts: 53,538 Forumite

    Of course, if I had a brazilian I'd have no pubes for stamps (or other handbag items) to get stuck to :rolleyes:

    If you had a Hollywood, you wouldn't have any pubes, but a Brazilian, room for a post it note or something to get stuck on there by accident. :D
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  • Sparkkee
    Sparkkee Posts: 495 Forumite
    LouBlue wrote: »
    If you had a Hollywood, you wouldn't have any pubes, but a Brazilian, room for a post it note or something to get stuck on there by accident. :D

    either your post it notes are very small or my beautician is very enthusiastic!:rotfl:
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  • LouBlue
    LouBlue Posts: 53,538 Forumite
    Sparkkee wrote: »
    either your post it notes are very small or my beautician is very enthusiastic!:rotfl:

    Well I am forgetful so always handy to have a reminder down there to buy milk. :D
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  • Strapped
    Strapped Posts: 8,158 Forumite
    Or leave instructions for OH (to collect the milk, what else did you think I meant ;) )
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  • Lois_and_CK
    Lois_and_CK Posts: 584 Forumite
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    This thread is making me a bit hysterical
    :T
  • Lois_and_CK
    Lois_and_CK Posts: 584 Forumite
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    LouBlue wrote: »
    Well I am forgetful so always handy to have a reminder down there to buy milk. :D

    Yes, I can often be found in Sainsburys peering down my knickers at my shopping list.
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