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MSE Pregnancy Club VII

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  • Krystaltips
    Krystaltips Posts: 9,220 Forumite
    Sorry tia... You won't hear that from me today.. But I'll work on it over the next week or so ;)

    Actually... Gross you all out again... When I got my first cat she was only a tiny kitty and I was worried about her getting nutrition away from her Mum... So I expressed a bit of my own milk and put it down for her... She was not at all interested! But then she's not a big drinker anyway... I bet Mr Tabson would go for a bit of booby juice... He's always trying to stick his head in my milk glass...
    A very proud Mummy to 3 beautiful girls... I do pity my husband though, he's the one to suffer the hormones...
    Krystal is so smart and funny and wonderful I am struck dumb in awe in her presence.

  • searching_me
    searching_me Posts: 18,414 Forumite
    back from work .... YAYYY!!! :rotfl: finished alittle early since i forgot to take a lunch :o o well :D just waiting for dinner to cook now as im straving marvin at the mo but dont wanna snack ... im gonna be good :D x
    :)Still searching .....:)
  • tiamai_d
    tiamai_d Posts: 11,987 Forumite
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    Nope, I have been on a thread where a (suprise, suprise) MIL went off on one as pregnant lady was kepping her cat. Apparently :rolleyes: they steal the babys breath (I was thinking if white gyp you get at the florist and thought maybe the cat was artistic) they breast feed from you in your sleep (I would guess you'd notice this, little cat teeth marks all over your areola) and they also climb into cribs (just cribs, no mention of cots or moses baskets so I guess cats are pretty choosy). But I guess that it's all lies :rotfl:
  • HypnoNu
    HypnoNu Posts: 677 Forumite
    eeeewww Krystal...both stories are gross!!!
    _pale_
  • elle_gee
    elle_gee Posts: 8,584 Forumite
    Hi all..

    AM, hope you're okay and get some rest soon!! xx

    I had a bit of a better day today. I told another comments culprit about my outburst yesterday and that I was upset when I got home. She apologised at the time then came through to my office again later to apologise again so she obviously took the hint (it wasn't a very subtle one ;)). I've seen a couple of the shift guys today too who are notoriously gobby - I was dreading what they were going to say, but all they said was "wow, look at you - you look really good!".. Love 'em!! ;)

    Hopefully I'm going to stay awake tonight and finish sorting my clothes. OH was at court today, supposed to give evidence as a witness to a theft from site last year, but the guy pleaded guilty so it was all over in a few hours - supposed to take three days! He's off for the rest of the week and intending to do housework tomorrow.. finally, the mess has got too bad even for him! ;) I'd best move all my stuff so he's got a clear run to hoover! :D

    Hope everyone is well xx
  • feelinggood_2
    feelinggood_2 Posts: 11,115 Forumite
    I'll have to be careful of my Mums cat. He does regularly accidentally suffocate her. He likes to sleep in peoples beds, and although he doesn't sit on anyones face, he has such a huge belly he sort of 'spreads out' and it is easy to end up with a mouth full of fur!

    He is a silly cat - he got jealous of the rabbit at christmas, so while the rabbit was exploring, he got into his cage and tried to make us all pay him attention!

    Wonder what the rabbit will make of the baby.
    Stay-at-home, attached Mummy to a 23lb 10oz, 11 month old baby boy.
  • feelinggood_2
    feelinggood_2 Posts: 11,115 Forumite
    Is it possible for grownups to have cradle cap?
    Stay-at-home, attached Mummy to a 23lb 10oz, 11 month old baby boy.
  • Krystaltips
    Krystaltips Posts: 9,220 Forumite
    HypnoNu wrote: »
    eeeewww Krystal...both stories are gross!!!
    _pale_
    Just as gross as humans drinking bovine milk... or goat milk... ;)

    How do ya milk a soya bean? I've never seen udders on a soya bean...
    A very proud Mummy to 3 beautiful girls... I do pity my husband though, he's the one to suffer the hormones...
    Krystal is so smart and funny and wonderful I am struck dumb in awe in her presence.

  • tiamai_d
    tiamai_d Posts: 11,987 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Feelie I was reading about your bunny! :rotfl: He'she! :rotfl: By the sounds of things, He will fall out with you all (but still accept treats). :rotfl:

    If soya beans give you milk, why do Heinz beans just give you wind?
  • MrsTinks
    MrsTinks Posts: 15,238 Forumite
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    Both my cats are more than happy to snuggle in bed with you but both prefer to be further down the bed - the fat one prefers the foot end and the small psyco prefers to curl up at about waist level. They've both always been like that since tiny kittens...
    Neither are allowed in the bedroom (DHs one house rule) and they won't be allowed in the baby's room either even if it used to be theirs lol.
    The plan is to convert the 2nd bedroom to an office/guest room with sofa bed/cat room so they will have somewhere to snooze without feeling too hard done by.
    The smallest one has been sniffing at my boobs a couple of times but hasn't shown more interest in them than that which is fine by me :)
    DFW Nerd #025
    DFW no more! Officially debt free 2017 - now joining the MFW's! :)

    My DFW Diary - blah- mildly funny stuff about my journey
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