It's not rocket science, so why don't I get it?

Piquant_2

haleygrey wrote: »

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You and me both Piq, but it does have its advantages!

It does? I always wanted to be boobacious :rolleyes:

Pippilongstocking

With my calves - I would look like I had squashy red blobs on them - oh no NOW I HAVE LEG ENVY!!!!!! The reason I wear wellies alot (and only certain kinds) is that hardly anything else will do up over my over ample calves.

Ho hum - hey diddly dee a dwarf's life for me.

Piq Haley is right - you are much more interesting than Jilly Cooper

Off to beddy byes - lots work to do but have lodger getting up at 7am for brekkie - he is insane.

Have fun and chin up!! xx

haleygrey

Piquant wrote: »

Gosh haley, I'm flattered obviously I'd have to make up the raunchier bits, absolutely no experience there...:whistle: Do not go and read Fay's diary about the whips and other such goings on...:rotfl:You'll completely misunderstand me if you do Too late, ive already read and to be honest, you did remind me of a character in a tv programme!:rotfl:

I've got the day off work tomorrow, I shall look at the link Fay sent and sign up, then see what I can do... perhaps hamster's idea of doing an article for a magazine is a gentle way in?

Sounds like a good idea. Poor Hamster, i think you've completely confuddled him

haleygrey

Piquant wrote: »

It does? I always wanted to be boobacious :rolleyes:

So did I then realised that being tall and flat chested was quite good after 2 children

Piquant_2

haleygrey wrote: »

Sounds like a good idea. Poor Hamster, i think you've completely confuddled him

I know, his little furry ears will be burning...but he is a celebrity you know!

Pippilongstocking

Piquant wrote: »

It does? I always wanted to be boobacious :rolleyes:

Boobs are a nuisance - they often have a mind of their own - better off without them.

Although they do admittedly on occasion come in useful. The rest of the time they just stop me seeing my socks.

Glad you will look at the site - when I was writing for a mag i think I got paid about ....thinks about 11p a word?? I got about £100-120 an article - did 2 or three a month. Although it was only monthly stuff - x

Gave it up when I was in final year of degree. Shame I really liked it.

PS waiting for dd pal to be picked up by her mum - in my pjs sipping tea and sniggering.

I wont tell you how big my boobs got when I was pregnant and then feeding the bub - I think elephants still nest in them. - shudders

Piquant_2

fayjmck wrote: »

Boobs are a nuisance - they often have a mind of their own - better off without them.

Although they do admittedly on occasion come in useful. The rest of the time they just stop me seeing my socks.

Glad you will look at the site - when I was writing for a mag i think I got paid about ....thinks about 11p a word?? I got about £100-120 an article - did 2 or three a month. Although it was only monthly stuff - x

Gave it up when I was in final year of degree. Shame I really liked it.

PS waiting for dd pal to be picked up by her mum - in my pjs sipping tea and sniggering.

I wont tell you how big my boobs got when I was pregnant and then feeding the bub - I think elephants still nest in them. - shudders

Wow! impressed by everything, being paid by the word, elephants nesting and being in pjs, I'm still in dirty breeches

I'll do a leisurely peruse tomorrow and see if there's something that I'd feel comfortable doing...

hampsterpoo

Verbatim wrote: »

maybe it depends on how many buttons are done up!

jut back from work so a little frazzled , but thats my point

hampsterpoo

Piquant wrote: »

Thanks for the handbook link Fay, I shall look at that and see if I'm capable :eek:
and thank you hamster for the support and encouragement too...

...and double thanks Fay for the confusion you have caused poor hamster with your is it lowcut or not shirt :rotfl::rotfl:

When I need to confuddle the men at work I put on the killer heel leopard print shoes, works everytime :rolleyes:

Im not confused ,,,,,,,,Im just erm,,,,,,,, confused ,,,,,,,leopards ?.......zebras ? :rotfl:

hampsterpoo

Piquant wrote: »

...hopefully at least a couple are :rotfl:but with Fay, she could have forgotten to do them up!! Obviously, on this occasion it was deliberate as there was a wonderbra in the equation:eek:

oh !!!!!! wheres the blush smilie :rolleyes: