It's not rocket science, so why don't I get it?

hampsterpoo

fayjmck wrote: »

Piq - Ah ha! All buttons done up thank you - but being little and proportioned 'generously' I have to be careful.

Shirt was the kind that has the buttons starting just above the mid top of chest - so with a wonderbra and a necklace - the eye is drawn somewhat down - not anything on show - but - usually makes OH mummble a bit. Worked like a charm - hair in a chigon, earrings and heeled boots - normally I am in work trousers and wellies - tee hee

Have learnt not to wear shirts and wonderbra's together without vest.

First time I met OH parents - just back from France (first time ever a tan) I was talking to them with a button up shirt on - over indulged in france a bit so the buttons were having to work hard - OR SO I THOUGHT - mid conversation looked down - all buttons mysteriously popped - of course had to just do them up in mid conversation - but unfortunately for them they got more than they bargained for.

OH rushed me away after that for some reason, never seen them again (well not for a while)

oh my its hot in here dont you think for this time of year ........

mid top of chest ?
chigon ???
Heeled boots .....;)
MUMMBLE ????? what the bloddey ell is mummble ?? :rotfl: seriously i it made up worsd week or what !:p

hampsterpoo

Piquant wrote: »

Look away from the post hamster! look away....too late! he's now a quivering wreck of a hamster :rotfl:Fay, you were supposed to help look after him...:whistle:

Now, why do the little girls get all the proportion and us taller ones, miss out? well, not in the hip area :rolleyes:

I think its to late..chilli choc maybe the answer,,,,,taller??? I didnt think you a midget ,,sorry , short of stature person but just how tall are you ,,,,,,???....I was thinking a c any way :rotfl:

hampsterpoo

fayjmck wrote: »

Sorry Hamster - avert your eyes - xx

egg count 8 ..:rotfl: :rotfl:



... looking good , my eyes they burn..............:rolleyes:

hampsterpoo

Piquant wrote: »

...As you know I have an exotic selection of tights to go with heels, my favourites are the black opaques with red roses running up them, they work with black heels!:j :j :j :j :j :j :j :rolleyes:

You can come back in a minute hamster...

OPEN THE BLOMMIng window will ya ,,,,,

I didnt know :T :T :T :T :T :T :T :T :T ,,,, phew its really hot , bloddey heatings stuck on I reckon ,,,,:rolleyes:

hampsterpoo

Piquant wrote: »

I've got the day off work tomorrow,

lord help [STRIKE]me [/STRIKE] us :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


why , sorry how come you got the day off ? I thought evil !!!!!! wanted you to do extra,,,,,,or is that just his brother I work for :rotfl:

hampsterpoo

:rotfl:

Piquant wrote: »

It does? I always wanted to be boobacious :rolleyes:

oh why dont i just go to sleep now ,,,,,,its to late/early ....to be [strike]thinking[/strike] reminded of boobs:rotfl:

hampsterpoo

haleygrey wrote: »

Sounds like a good idea. Poor Hamster, i think you've completely confuddled him

Help ........:rotfl:


I think

hampsterpoo

haleygrey wrote: »

So did I then realised that being tall and flat chested was quite good after 2 children

:rotfl: :j ...[STRIKE]Do[/STRIKE] I know you ??? :rotfl:

hampsterpoo

Piquant wrote: »

I know, his little furry ears will be burning...but he is a celebrity you know!

shhhhh
however
I did today turn down the opertunity (?) :rolleyes: of meeting 2 gentlemen who have fur and ride motorbikes and may have been on BBC 2 three times :rolleyes: :rolleyes: so that I could meet lots of young GB olympic hopefulls who aravege over 6ft and bounce a ball tonight .............god they eat a lot :rotfl: :rotfl:

hampsterpoo

fayjmck wrote: »

Boobs are a nuisance - they often have a mind of their own - better off without them.:mad: :mad: :mad:
WHAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:

Although they do admittedly on occasion come in useful. The rest of the time they just stop me seeing my socks.
Socks are often over rated :rotfl:



I wont tell you how big my boobs got when I was pregnant and then feeding the bub - I think elephants still nest in them. - shudders

THUD <<<<<<<<< (hampster fainted ):rotfl: :rotfl: