Phil & Krusty Back on Our Screens

beegee123

Location Location Location: A Survival Guide

Channel 4, Monday, 9.00pm.

Wonder if they'll apologise

mewbie_2

Perhaps they'll reverse the tactic of persuading gullible young fools to buy. Maybe they'll burst into people's homes and drag them down the auction to get three sealed bids and accept the best one they can. "Sell now, it's Armageddon time" says Phil, while Krusty does a doom and gloom piece to camera. "These places are dropping like a stone, they were so lucky to get out".

Next week - watch while couples learn how to exchange their undesirable executive flat for a bag of chips and 20 Rothmans. "At least there's no more debtor's prisons" says Krusty in a rare jokey moment.

Dan:_4

Im amazed that there is such hatred towards these two people, surley they can't be blamed for causing HPI? For the record, I didn't even know who they were until I joined MSE.

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beegee123 wrote: »

Location Location Location: A Survival Guide

Channel 4, Monday, 9.00pm.

Wonder if they'll apologise

Oh !!!!!!, no need to pay these pair of c0cks for telling us bears s**t in the woods, here is my survival guide

1. If you want to buy now.....DON'T unless you get 40% off
2. If you are thinking of buying.....<see above>
3. If you want to sell.... drop your price
4. If you have to sell.... keep dropping the price until it sells.

All that advice for free, beat that Spender and Allslop:D

ad44downey

beegee123 wrote: »

Location Location Location: A Survival Guide

Channel 4, Monday, 9.00pm.

Wonder if they'll apologise

There's only one word to describe these two shysters and that is SHAMELESS

And on behalf of the millions trapped in negative equity I say:

SHAME ON YOU

Dan:_4

ad9898 wrote: »

Oh !!!!!!, no need to pay these pair of c0cks for telling us bears s**t in the woods, here is my survival guide

1. If you want to buy now.....DON'T unless you get 40% off
2. If you are thinking of buying.....<see above>
3. If you want to sell.... drop your price
4. If you have to sell.... keep dropping the price until it sells.

All that advice for free, beat that Spender and Allslop:D

My survival guide:

1. If you have to buy.....Negotiate a minimum of 10% of the asking price
2. If you want to buy.....Wait
3. If you want to sell......Don't
4. If you have to sell......drop your price

Dan:_4

ad44downey wrote: »

There's only one word to describe these two shysters and that is SHAMELESS

And on behalf of the millions trapped in negative equity I say:

SHAME ON YOU

Another useful post from ad44downey

withabix

Funnily enough, it's not their fault.

Everyone on here who bought a BTL - it's YOUR FAULT.

Everyone on here who bought with the intention of making a massive profit and not just somewhere to live - it's YOUR FAULT.

To those of you who overstretched yourselves and bought something you couldn't really afford, rather than buying the cheaper house that was big enough for you - it's YOUR FAULT.

Anyone who voted Labour - it's YOUR FAULT.

Anyone who is an Estate Agent...guess what...it's YOUR FAULT.

Anyone who does valuations for lenders...it's YOUR FAULT.

Etc....

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Dan: wrote: »

My survival guide:

1. If you have to buy.....Negotiate a minimum of 10% of the asking price
2. If you want to buy.....Wait
3. If you want to sell......Don't
4. If you have to sell......drop your price

Not bad Dan, I guess I'm little more hawkish than yourself.;)

ad44downey

mewbie wrote: »

Perhaps they'll reverse the tactic of persuading gullible young fools to buy.

This could be comedy gold. It'll be a scream watching them rewrite history. There won't have been as much backtracking as this since the Italian Army in 1942

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ad44downey wrote: »

This could be comedy gold. It'll be a scream watching them rewrite history. There won't have been as much backtracking as this since the Italian Army in 1942

I think you are giving them way to much credit, they won't be backtracking, as they have the brains of amoebas and have no recollection of the past. Look for Phil grinning like a cheshire cat, while Krustie explains that its

Stamp Duty
Lack of mortgage finance
Interest rate
Hang in there sellers, the pent up demand is huge.
The sky is falling in
The butterfly effect