New Kaupthing CHAPS/BACS Transfers discussion - Friday 24th October

SteepPip

Hey Guys, just wanted to let you know I am following all the posts and I am still routing for you all. I am keeping it all crossed for Monday, so sorry that you have to sit through another weekend of this c**p.

bigg

I must admit the Troll had me in stitches. It’s illiterate and smelly. I think it meant ‘haemorrhoid’and ‘won’t’. These kids just don’t have anything better to do. Hang on where’s my Troll warning?

It’s bigg (Big G) not biggg (Big GG). I used to be a horse in my younger days, now I’m only half a horse. :rotfl:

nomorekids

ontherun wrote: »

I don't think this is the bigg we have come to know NMK - Expect a 1/2 page Troll alert flying up sooner or later :eek:

thanks ontherun, g noted now, sorry for being so dimmy

wantage boy, I urge you to contact the media, I am completely baffled and have rung my friend who works for HSBC about this. She has never heard of such a thing happening unless a mistake has been made (ie credit the wrong bank account) or sometimes during a house purchase but only if all parties agree to reverse the CHAPS. Never ever without your consent. outrageous. try [EMAIL="Allison.hinds@bbc.co.uk"]Allison.hinds@bbc.co.uk[/EMAIL] or PM me for other contacts.

nomorekids

I don't get your joke ontherun but I will tell you all a funny from my kids and husband.

daughter makes a cross out of her lego and says "look daddy, Jesus's cross", hubby looks up from paper and says "whose upset him, then?"

bigg

:eek: DON’T FEED THE TROLLS :eek:

I made the mistake of reading the forum without logging on and saw some posts from the revolting Troll. Ignore it, don’t be tempted to answer it, then it will die. My apologies to all newbies,. Please do not take any notice of the revolting Troll. You're all very welcome. I was a newbie, just a few weeks ago.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)

Add Trolls to your ignore list, then their posts are unreadable.

:eek:DON’T FEED THE TROLLS :eek:

Looks like we've got another one to add to the Ignore list. It's half term and probably a spotty kid thinking they are clever.

catbaloo

what about the guy who got a viagra stuck in his throat, he woke up with a stiff neck!!!! SORRY.....

Just letting you know, still here and waiting for good news for everyone....x

nomorekids

ontherun wrote: »

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles

well I won't be thanking you for that one, the only dirty one I know is that squirrels always swim on their backs to keep their nuts dry.

joanniepony

ontherun wrote: »

A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman man shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn'
(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)
The man shouts back 'I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you'.
The Scotsman man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'

best one yet, ontherun!

joanniepony

have you got 'the best of the rufty-tufty rugby blokes joke book' by any chance, onthe run?

joanniepony

ontherun wrote: »

Ohhh they get a whole lot worse Joannie lol .................Not sure if I should post the next one ha ha

Perhaps you should PM it to me, and I let you know whether to go ahead. Though I think my dirty joke tolerance is probably a lot higher than some (I used to know rugby players at university, for my sins), so may be I'm not the best person to advise you.