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The Compers Inn - Part 8
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Iwanna is right..lets lighten the mood...STRESS THIS IS FOR YOU HUN
Just going to burn some Toast:rotfl:Best Competition Wins-Brand New Vauxhall Corsa & £30000 -
easter ~ WOW!!!!!!!! I'll have the one on the right and you lot can fight over the other two!! phoar!!
just got a sassoon hairdryer delivered ~ woohoo!! I badly, badly needed one but I think I'll give it to Rhiannon for Christmas and keep hers jazzy pink one for myself !
Hope postie's good to everyone. Making pizza's for lunch then getting ready for tonight. So if I'm not back on here HAPPY HALLOWE'EN EVERYONE and have a lucky, happy time!!0 -
Is that all TMK 1 fireman...Woo baby I'd have all 3...I could cross stitch them some hoses in no time at all..:eek:
.Have a great time and speak later...Bye hun..:DBest Competition Wins-Brand New Vauxhall Corsa & £30000 -
ooh love firemen, im having all 3:rotfl:
lo has gone off to his halloween party, took some lovely pics of him, soo cute:D0 -
Ok, I feel so guilty that I have brought the mood down on Halloween that I am going to make it up to you by posting these Halloween jokes!?!?!?
Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.
Q: How do you make a witch stew?
A: Keep her waiting for hours.
Q: How do ghosts begin their letters?
A: "Tomb it may concern..."
Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
A: He was repossessed.
Q: What do you call a person who puts rat poison in a person's Corn Flakes?
A: A cereal killer
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: What is a ghost's favorite ride?
A: A roller ghoster.
Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: What do you get when you cross Dracula with Sleeping Beauty?
A: Tired blood.
Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up.
Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A: A dead end.
Q: How do you know if a ghost is lying?
A: You can see right through him.
Q: How is a werewolf like a computer?
A: They both have megabytes.
Q: Where do vampires live?
A: At the Vampire State Building.
I am sure if you use them on the Trick or Treaters tonight word will get round and they will all go elsewhere! Scarily BAD!But there are dreams that cannot be,and there are storms we cannot weather!0 -
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I do actually have a really scary/funny Halloween trick, but was sent it as an attachment to an email, it is a slide show type thing. Does anyone know how I could share it, it is such fun and perfect for today!?But there are dreams that cannot be,and there are storms we cannot weather!0
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Stress...You haven't bought the mood down you soft sod...Told we can all talk about probs here...And your jokes I'm keeping for the girls and their mate who is staying here tonight..Taking them trick or treating and then gonna watch scary films and eat popcorn and junk..:eek:Best Competition Wins-Brand New Vauxhall Corsa & £30000
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Here is a pic of my wee darling:D
love the jokes stressed, got ds off school today as he was feeling sick but seems to have recovered somewhat:rolleyes: he was moaning that he didnt have jokes for tonight so will tell him those:D0
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