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The (not so old) Crocks Cafe
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Hi, can i join in too? I would offer you the soup i was attempting to make, but the lid wasnt on the food processor thingy properly & i have now carrot & onion walls. Must be old age.0
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i have now carrot & onion walls.
*Daisy chokes on her baileys and icecream, trying to stifle a fit of the giggles*
Hello Shomac, and welcome, come away in and have a glass of calorie free non-alcoholic Baileys (or whatever your tipple is?)
BTW I hear that orange is the in colour for this autumnI'm a retired employment solicitor. Hopefully some of my comments might be useful, but they are only my opinion and not intended as legal advice.0 -
Horace has swept the floor, done the washing up, put the milk bottles out for the milkman, closed the shutters, switched off the light and has gone home to bed.0
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Good morning everyone, I've opened the shutters and the door, Horace did such a good job there's nothing else to do, it's all spick n span. Just settling down with a lovely frothy coffee.
I've decided, as I'm underheight (as opposed to overweight), in this cafe I'm able to get into a whole new wardrobe of size 14 clothes, so I'm looking really smart this morning, lol.0 -
morning peeps :j
Any chance of a cuppa and a toasted teacake please?
I'm severely underheight too, kp! And you're putting me to shame in your ravishing outfit because I'm in my old trackie suit, comfort first this morning!!
have a good day everyone, catch you later... don't throw the string away. You always need string!
C.R.A.P.R.O.L.L.Z Head Sharpener0 -
do you have to be a plate to join this group ?
crocks -i assume its not short for crockery ?
Slimming world start 28/01/2012 starting weight 21st 2.5lb current weight 17st 9-total loss 3st 7.5lb
Slimmer of the month February , March ,April
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no you don't have to be a plate, nor any other sort of dinnerware, honestly!
I see myself as more a sort of soup tureen really, nearer my shape iyswim!... don't throw the string away. You always need string!
C.R.A.P.R.O.L.L.Z Head Sharpener0 -
I'm more of an egg-timer (while I'm in the cafe, anyway - unfortunately when I leave the cafe I change into more of a blob :rolleyes:)
Just popping in for a swift cappuchino and bacon barm, before setting off for the dentist for my annual check-up :eek: (I am such a baby when it comes to the denist)
I'm a retired employment solicitor. Hopefully some of my comments might be useful, but they are only my opinion and not intended as legal advice.0 -
Much better today, but anyone is welcome over to my place to watch me prune the blackberry bush whilst I have the energy.
Can supply virtual toasted teacakes and blackberry jam as required, plus whatever tea,coffee, hot chocolate.
All silver service.
After all the old crocks's cafe does have a silver lining and today that is silver service for anyone who wishes to lie in bed "virtually" all day.0
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