Trying For a Baby II

Evansangel

You can actually send e-cards about ttc lol x

Evansangel

It wont let me open that
x

kmckee999

Evansangel wrote: »

Wheres the strangest place you've been?

x

To deliver a baby? ... uuummm
public toilets?! not a nice one that tho

One time this young girl who (typically didnt want this child) quite often the case for me unfortunately :mad: gave birth on her sofa, we had tried to move her on to the floor so bit easier for me! but she wouldnt she wouldnt even help to get undressed, so i had to take off her chavvy trainers trackys etc etc and the poor baby shot out so quick the arm of the sofa caught him... he was ok :j

Evansangel

Step 1...Pee on the stick. (must be sure to hold it under urine stream for a heartbeat longer than recommended just to be sure).

Step 2...Stare at stick while you continue peeing. Feel heart jump when urine passes over the spot where the line would be and it hitches for a second, then gets a dark line...then keeps going, taking your dark line with it to the test window.

Step 3...Place on bathroom counter. Pretend not to stare at it. Let's try to give yourself busy work to keep from looking at it. In fact, your toilet now gets cleaned once per day.

Step 4...Tell yourself you are expecting a BFN. Then start to mist up when you see that it is, in fact, a BFN. Stare at the blank spot for a full minute before picking it up.

Step 5...First, go to window and check it under day light.

Step 5...Now, stand on toilet to be closer to light in ceiling. Check strip.

Step 6...Close one eye. Squint other eye.

Step 7...Turn on several lamps around house. Hold strip under lamp. Check strip.

Step 8...Hold strip OVER lamp. Check strip.

Step 9...Hold strip in front of lamp so light shines THROUGH strip, just in case.

Step 10...Pull stick apart. Hesitate for a heartbeat when you realize you are holding the still wet "wick" in one hand, then continue the destruction.

Step 11...Repeat Steps 5-9.

Step 12...Throw stick away.

Step 13...Pick stick back up out of trash.

Step 14...Repeat Steps 12 and 13 the rest of the day!


True?
:rotfl:

kmckee999

Actually think it was girl cos i asked her what she wanted to call her and if she wanted to hold her and she just looked at me and said nothin, i said 'u could always call her my name' tryin to lighten the atmosphere but she wasnt havin any of it... poor child

MadMac_2

EA, it's this one.

MadMac_2

Yeah, it's AG678UG - what's the bet they don't have that one either?!

MadMac_2

Kmckee, could you not take some of these babies off their hands as I'm sure they'd be grateful to see the back of them! You could then distribute as appropriate...

Ah, if only life worked like that!

Evansangel

Was in stock but not that colour, only has chocolate. Which doesn't go with my skin tone

But thanks for looking anyway x

becs

:rotfl:EA how very true!

Simplybe are a pain I've decided I went to order 3 dresses last week for a wedding (with the intention of only keeping one!) however they hardly had anything in the right size. I've got this one coming but I'm not too sure, I've already got a turquoisey dress and shrug that I could wear if not.