Weekly Flylady Thread 15th September 2008

Zed42

Polkadot - what a total manipulative cow (her .... not you) .... totally a reaction to your e:mail .. and yours was wonderful by the way.

If you can ... get DF to get rid of the toxic handbag into her direction at the earliest moment and then block her e:mail address.

Yuk, yuk, yuk ... no one needs that kind of cr**.

Alternatively, let's all form a movement and come and deliver it for you.

What a witch.

pigpen

Thursdays list

Dailies

This week I am going to keep track of ALL the laundry I do.. so by Friday it may say WM x1000000

WM x 2+ 5+ 2+
DW x2
TD
BM
Laundry out, folded and away
uniforms
lunches
College am
cats fed
fish fed
New curtains up.. and hopefully hemmed if I find time!

Monday Mayhem - Living Room, Hall and Stairs
Level 2
Dusting,

Tuesday Trauma - Kitchen and Dining Room
Level Two
Sweep and mop floors
Clean the fridge..
Level Three
Wipe and replace all those small appliances..
Clean cupboard door fronts and fronts of appliances
Clean out your mankiest kitchen cupboard..
Extra Mission : help yourself

1. Wipe over the oven and hob

Wednesday wobbles- Bathroom and Study/Pc Area
Level Two
Clear any clutter from desk
Dust PC and desk
Wipe keyboard, house phone, sockets, switches and mouse etc
Extra mission:

1. Wipe the skirtings, door and window frames in these rooms

Thursday Throw!- Master Bedroom & Landing
Level 1
Remove and wash bed linen
Level 2
Vacuum & turn mattress before replacing with fresh linen..
15 minutes floordrobe clearance
Level 3
Vacuum floors in bedroom and on landing
Sort through a cupboard and fling everything that is dead
Clear a hotspot.. or spend 15 minutes clearing one.
Extra tasks list,

1. 32 fling boogie time, go on grab a bag and clear that clutter

polkadot

What a lovely list Pigpen I can do my own thing almost-the master bedroom is very easy nowadays:

Thursday Throw!- Master Bedroom & Landing
Level 1
Remove and wash bed linen
Level 2
Vacuum & turn mattress before replacing with fresh linen..
15 minutes floordrobe clearance
Level 3
Vacuum floors in bedroom and on landing
Sort through a cupboard and fling everything that is dead
Clear a hotspot.. or spend 15 minutes clearing one.
Extra tasks list,
32 fling boogie time, go on grab a bag and clear that clutter
Also

• Do at least one shelf of bookshelf
• Clean fridge
• Playgroup 09H30-11H30
• Boots for Nappies and foot razor
• A to pick up clothes for harvest/zimbabwe
• 15 minutes control journal
• Do at least one BL task
• One hour floor tiles
• Look for christmas recipes
• Find 11 broken toys to fling (after bedtime)

toottifrootti

Polkadot I had written a reply and then I lost my internet and then when I get back - pigpen has worded it perfectly - she doesnt need to an essay course
get rid as quick as poss and elete her emails so you cant see them - get her out of your life - she is just mean and wicked.

good idea with the home and away - try not to go to bed brooding - I might see if I can find a joke or 2 to make you giggle.

toots xx

toottifrootti

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress are chatting abouttheir relationships and decided to amaze their men. All three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and Iwas wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, blackstockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He came! ! ! in the door, saw me and said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'

polkadot

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

toottifrootti

Tinkle


A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a
healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in
tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this bullet
came out,' replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. 'Mom,
I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.' Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years
ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay' said the
Mom, 'I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.'

'No,' said the boy, 'I was masturbating myself and I shot the dog.'

toottifrootti

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement.
Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became
so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still
be alive.
PRICELESS!

toottifrootti

A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He answers 'Yes - caffeine'
'Have you ever been in the services?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraqfor two years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, 'Yes 100%...an bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'
The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.

You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?' '
'This is a council job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that.'

toottifrootti

Old Timers
This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'
OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'