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OliveOyl wrote: »

:eek: :eek: what are you going to advertise?


recipes are ok BTW

Well it's like a Tesco Value 7-day meal plan.

Sort of:

Day 1
tesco value Spaghetti £xx.xx
tesco value bol sauce £xx.xx

sort of thing

Meal plan for £25.72 a week

OliveOyl_2

Oh, I thought you might be going into business

My Pa, (aged 88!) wanted me to suggest that DS2 went into modelling to earn while he is at university
"I don't mean glamour modelling, but all my catalogues have young men advertising, and they must get their models from somewhere"
Since then I've been thinking of extra ways a handsome boy could earn money.
I'm sure there are middle aged women (like me ) who pay to have a naked-apart-from-a-pinny male cleaner for eg. (If only I wasn't in debt )
And DS2 is quite good at housework.

Funny how I wouldn't suggest anything similar for DD-how sexist is that?

Piquant_2

Oh Strumpet, does this mean the cream horns have to go? I don't think there's a value version - how very sad...

strumpet

I'm not doing very well on the old free bingo today. Anyone else won anything yet?

strumpet

OliveOyl wrote: »

Oh, I thought you might be going into business

My Pa, (aged 88!) wanted me to suggest that DS2 went into modelling to earn while he is at university
"I don't mean glamour modelling, but all my catalogues have young men advertising, and they must get their models from somewhere"
Since then I've been thinking of extra ways a handsome boy could earn money.
I'm sure there are middle aged women (like me ) who pay to have a naked-apart-from-a-pinny male cleaner for eg. (If only I wasn't in debt )
And DS2 is quite good at housework.

Funny how I wouldn't suggest anything similar for DD-how sexist is that?

Are you offering me a job Mrs Oyl?

strumpet

Piquant wrote: »

Oh Strumpet, does this mean the cream horns have to go? I don't think there's a value version - how very sad...

No they don't have to go - it just mean I have to get of my backside and make my own.
How hard can it be?
On second thoughts - all that squirty cream - maybe not eh!

OliveOyl_2

strumpet wrote: »

Are you offering me a job Mrs Oyl?

As long as you don't need paying and can bring your own squirty cream I'm sure your references would be satisfactory

OliveOyl_2

And I'm Ms

Piquant_2

I remember some fine times with squirty cream Strumpet ahem....

Perhaps you'd care to share some of your recipes with us. Unfortunately, I cannot consume too many cream horns, due to having a figure bordering on the voluptuous, unlike the lovely Ms Oyl who is tall and very slim. I remember her from her TV days....

piglet39

strumpet wrote: »

I got a voucher booklet from Tesco the other day, detailing all the changes they've made to our little Tesco in Nelson and enticing me in with 4 x £10 off when you spend £30 typ offers. It looks really good and I can use the opportunity to fill up my storecupboard & freezer. Essentially it's £40 free food!
What caught my eye was the "Feed a family for £25.72 a week" feature. This used Tesco Value stuff primarily but the meals looked delish. I'll dig it out and post it on here - then we can all benefit!

Strumpet
xxx

Ps Cold seems to be abating thanks goodness.
Pps: Am I allowed to "advertise" in this way"?

Oooh I haven't seen this in my local Mr T's - must have a closer look. Anyhow, I would say that this was advertising - more public service!!!