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Strumpet's Diary - Welcome to Planet Strumpet!!!

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  • strumpet
    strumpet Posts: 652 Forumite
    OliveOyl wrote: »
    And I'm Ms ;)

    OK;) I stand corrected!:o
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  • OliveOyl_2
    OliveOyl_2 Posts: 3,506 Forumite
    Piquant, my name is a fantasy name :o
    Think Russian Shot-Putter :D :rotfl:

    Whereas your name means smelly???? :confused:
  • Piquant_2
    Piquant_2 Posts: 5,769 Forumite
    PPI Party Pooper Mortgage-free Glee! Debt-free and Proud!
    Ms Oyl, I'm sure you're lovely, whatever shape you are :D

    Well, I was hoping Piquant was more along the "lively or stimulating to mind" definition!! which I chose in respect for the forum members :o But I guess smelly will do, been called worse...:rotfl:
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  • Horace
    Horace Posts: 14,426 Forumite
    strumpet wrote: »
    Once my lodger moves out next week, I won't need an air freshener!!!!:cool:
    They say that cattle account for a large %age of the greenhouse gases emitted annually.
    Nobody remembered to add my lodger to the figures!

    DISGUSTING BOY!!!!

    It's not just that though! It's the vehemence and the pride which I find quite bizarre!
    He is 38 after all. You'd think he was 6!

    I thought all men were like that Strumpet? My chap is 41, behaves like a 5 year old and farts for Europe:eek: He is amazingly proud and thinks that its great to share - it isnt by the way:mad: He has started calling them love puffs - it thats what love smells like I hate to think what hell smells like:rotfl:
  • strumpet
    strumpet Posts: 652 Forumite
    Well come on down and give me the adoration I deserve!!!!

    This morning I...........

    ......plucked up courage and went to the dentist and made an appointment to get myself sorted. Thursday 4th September 2008 @ 0945hrs.
    I'm so proud of myself, I'm not even bothered that it is going to cost £60 (possibly less as I'm signing up to Denplan again).
    I actually feel quite calm now although when I was in there, I was sweating like a glassblower's you-know-what!
    However, ask me again in 12days 23hrs & 31minutes time!

    Strumpet
    xxx
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  • mizmir
    mizmir Posts: 3,710 Forumite
    Debt-free and Proud!
    Yeah! well done Strumpet! :T:T:T brave man. It will all be fine.
    My new dentist has a TV screen in the ceiling above the chair - I think the idea is that the pain of watching day time TV makes whatever she is doing to my mouth pale into insignificance...... :rotfl:

    Hope it all goes well.
  • hypno06
    hypno06 Posts: 32,296 Forumite
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    Hurrah!!!! Good for you :T :T

    As you are a brave little soldier, you can have a sticker.
    Successful women can still have their feet on the ground. They just wear better shoes. (Maud Van de Venne)
    Life begins at the end of your comfort zone (Neale Donald Walsch)
  • strumpet
    strumpet Posts: 652 Forumite
    hypno06 wrote: »

    As you are a brave little soldier, you can have a sticker.

    OMG!
    Flashback!
    That's what the demon dentist of Kendal used to say to me after he'd butchered my gob back in the 70s!
    He's the one responsible for my fear of all things dentistish now!

    Strumpet
    xxx
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  • strumpet
    strumpet Posts: 652 Forumite
    Morning all - Happy Sunday,

    Feeling a bit morose this morning. I've sort of lost my way a bit with the spending side of things. I bought a George Forman grill from Tesco's and I shouldn't have really. But it was £50 off so it only cost me £29.97. And I will use it so I suppose it's OK.

    How are you all coping with the Bank Hliday weekend?
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  • OliveOyl_2
    OliveOyl_2 Posts: 3,506 Forumite
    My DD house shares in Leeds, and on Day 1 these 6 lovely young girls turned up with 4 George Formby Grills between them :rotfl: :rotfl:

    It's obviously the trendiest of kitchen gadgets :D
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