Cheapest NEW small cars in the UK

jeannieblue

MrsE wrote: »

I mean proper 4x4

They ones that sit nice & high so you can look down on the peasants (JOKE)

With a big massive spare wheel stuck on the back.

Isn't the spare wheel so handy?

What would we do without them? Such a great parking aid. Reverse up, as soon as it hits the wall/fence/vehicle/person, you know you are parked.

Brilliant.

jeannieblue

MrsE wrote: »

They say when they got the new stadium it had more loos that any other football ground per seat ratio.

They say the fans were thrilled at such luxuries.

While they stood pi55ing up against the walls in the stadium they chatted about how nice the new ground was:rolleyes: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

!!!!!! - really will have to add Tena ladies on to my shopping list if you carry on like this...:eek:

jeannieblue

Just thinking about Bill's post....

How the C1 looks better than the others...

Yet, who was it, some nit, said about them all being the same.... duh!

The nit never came back tho, did he?

MrsE_2

jeannieblue wrote: »

Isn't the spare wheel so handy?

What would we do without them? Such a great parking aid. Reverse up, as soon as it hits the wall/fence/vehicle/person, you know you are parked.

Brilliant.

You've seen me park:o

I wanted bull bars:D

But if your car is newer that sometime in the middle of last year (I think it was June or July) you are not allowed them:mad:

Thinking of getting a bit of felt tip & adding a year on to my cars age:D

jeannieblue

Glad Luke was out tonight two faced little prig

MrsE_2

jeannieblue wrote: »

Glad Luke was out tonight two faced little prig

I couldn't stand him.

He is the campest man in the world.

He made Graham Norton look butch:rotfl:

Actually I like camp men - I LOVE Julian Clary.

But Luke was just a horrible gossiping little snitch.

jeannieblue

MrsE wrote: »

You've seen me park:o

I wanted bull bars:D

But if your car is newer that sometime in the middle of last year (I think it was June or July) you are not allowed them:mad:

Thinking of getting a bit of felt tip & adding a year on to my cars age:D

Ah no MrsE - bull bars in Surrey? :eek: Wouldn't do I'm afraid.

They are illegal now - shame really. If people walk out in front of your car - well, they deserve all they get. :rotfl:

Think I've turned into a female version of Jeremy Clarkson... like to think I am prettier tho.

jeannieblue

MrsE wrote: »

I couldn't stand him.

He is the campest man in the world.

He made Graham Norton look butch:rotfl:

Actually I like camp me - I LOVE Julian Clary.

But Luke was just a horrible gossiping little snitch.

I love camp (but not him-twerp).

All women should have a GMF. I've not got one, but would love one

MrsE_2

jeannieblue wrote: »

Ah no MrsE - bull bars in Surrey? :eek: Wouldn't do I'm afraid.

They are illegal now - shame really. If people walk out in front of your car - well, they deserve all they get. :rotfl:

Think I've turned into a female version of Jeremy Clarkson... like to think I am prettier tho.

Loads of people around here have bull bars, where I live 1 in 3 is a 4x4, they are common as muck around here.

Very handy for the ole parking;)

Should damn well think you are prettier thank Clarkson.

Another thing I learnt from Top Gear

Did you know they sell as many Porche Caynne's in Surrey as they do everywhere else put together:D See you learn a lot from Top Gear:D

MrsE_2

jeannieblue wrote: »

I love camp (but not him-twerp).

All women should have a GMF. I've not got one, but would love one

I have one, at work;)