this made me chuckle...

Deep_In_Debt

gratefulone wrote: »

Am on annual leave this week and have been trawling through the threads. Glad I stumbled across this one. Thanks for a good laugh:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Welcome gratefulone. We're clearly all totally mad! :eek:

Deep_In_Debt

bringmeshoes wrote: »

I remember when i was about 14 in my biology book i wrote about plant orgasms instead of organisms

Gosh! Wish I was a plant :rotfl: :rotfl: :eek:

It's like buying orgasmic veg in the supermarket...yes, I've said that in the middle of Tesco!

sistercas

I planted a clematis by the front door with DD2 'helping' when we went to her grans she told her we had a lovely 'chlamydia' plant!:rotfl:

Deep_In_Debt

sistercas wrote: »

I planted a clematis by the front door with DD2 'helping' when we went to her grans she told her we had a lovely 'chlamydia' plant!:rotfl:

Oh! That's wicked! :rotfl: :rotfl:

Runnybabbit

so are we all ready for the next installments ? ............. :rotfl:

moneymabel

me and my best mate are both vegetarians,her dd decided she wanted to be as well and announced she would eat lamb and beef coz she didnt like sheep or cows but wouldnt eat pork coz she liked pigs. Later that day she wanted a sandwich. What do you want in it says my mate , ham please dd replies, i thought you werent eating meat from pigs and ham comes from pigs says my mate. Big puzzled look from dd, then she says....but pigs arent that thin..... !!!

notanothergreyhair

I was once asked...

..mouth or face?

rubydoiwannabee

notanothergreyhair wrote: »

I was once asked...

..mouth or face?

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

OMG!!!!

rubydoiwannabee

I had no idea when I started this thread, that it would be such a SCREAM!!!
:beer:

gratefulone

Deep_In_Debt wrote: »

Welcome gratefulone. We're clearly all totally mad! :eek:

On the contrary - I think you are the sane ones!!!! My DD is now 13 and oh sooooooooooo sophisticated and grown up. When she had a bad case of chickenpox when small I was putting either calamine lotion or savlon on her spots and she asked "Mummy what's wrong with me?" I replied "It's only chicken pox sweetheart and you'll soon get better". At that point DD burst into tears and wailed "I don't want chickens spots!" She is sooooooooooo gorgeous but I guess I'm allowed to be her biggest fan.

:T :wave: